Reality Politics
Y’all, this reality show politics has taken a turn for the worse.
Former World Series pitcher Curt Schilling is a great pitcher but he’s got a kink in his thinking mechanic. He also can’t get along with anybody and is semi-famous for whining a lot.
Schilling, whose computer game business went belly-up and he was forced to sell his home to pay bills, thinks his bad business decisions are the Democrats fault. He got a job doing color commentary for ESPN but got fired from that because his rightwing jabbering bothered the ever-livin’ daylights out of everybody.
He hates Hillary Clinton. I mean, purple rage hate. He said that she should be buried under a jail somewhere. He said that. I’m pretty sure he knew he was talking out loud when he said it.
Poor Ole Curt is a major supporter of Donald Trump and, bless his double digit IQ heart, that got Curt to thinking.
Curt is going to run for president. Yeah, of the United States. Well, maybe not so much the United part because Curt believes that states should have all the rights.
“I am going to run, soon,” Schilling wrote back.
When asked for details, Schilling replied, “state office first, white house in 8 years :)”
And then he added: “or 4 if by some amazing illegal event this country elects another clinton.”
Well, look at this way – a bankrupt businessman with a chip on his shoulder who can’t seem to get along with anybody. That’s the Republican paragon.