“You know, guys,” Juanita told the customers at The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc., this morning, “what with Tom DeLay and Newt Gingrich back in the news, it feels like old times, doesn’t it?”

“And I think it’s especially nice of them to try to grab some headlines right here before the 2010 elections,” Verdelia responded.  “The Democrats could use a little ‘hey, it could be worse’ reminding.”

“All we need now is for a paragraph or two of George Bush’s book to leak before it’s published,” Carmen, the Texas Chainsaw Manicurist joins it.

Juanita jumped on that one, “Hon, the book is just gonna have one paragraph.  The rest will be pictures he’s drawn of Dick Cheney wearing a dress.  And that’s fact dead solid perfect guaranteed fact.”