Putin’s Future

June 02, 2022 By: El Jefe Category: Putin

Now that Johnny Depp’s trial is over, maybe we can spend a few minutes on other issues not as important as celebrity mud slinging on national television.  A classified intelligence report is being talked about now in the press and it concerns Vladimir Putin, and it’s not pretty.  Intelligence officers who’ve read the report and who are talking to the press about it say this:

  • In March, there was an assassination attempt on Putin by insiders.  Unfortunately it apparently failed.
  • In April, Putin underwent treatment (some say surgery) for “advanced cancer”.  Physically he appears to be pretty frail and I recall video during his big Victory Day celebration last month he had a blanket over his lap.
  • There are rumors (unconfirmed) of his impending death, and there is a lot of jockeying going on in the Kremlin.
  • US intelligence is somewhat blinded now because of all the sanctions but they are staying very active as a power vacuum can be a very dangerous time.

I’ll bet that TFG is a little nervous at the prospect of losing his handler.  The new guys may not be as nice to him as Putin has.

This guy can’t die too soon, but it will be dicey when he finally does.

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0 Comments to “Putin’s Future”


  1. Too bad TFG isn’t going to follow Putin to hell any time soon enough. Karma, it’s your turn.

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  2. Steve from Beaverton says:

    The problem we’ll all have if putin and TFFG go in the ground is there are now many followers that will likely be just as awful.

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  3. Ever since the message on “illness” raised head, I have worried that he is a scorched earth type wanting to destroy what he can’t have before he dies.

    I certainly feel that TFG tends to that mentality.

    Hmm, do you think the compromising materials on TFG might be released to public after Putin passes? I would not be surprised.

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  4. Be careful what you wish for. My grandpa cheered when Lenin died and Murphy gave us Stalin!!

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  5. Sam in Mellen says:

    Normally I would wish for a long and painful demise; however short and extremely painful will suffice.

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  6. I’ve had that same worry.

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  7. Warpster says:

    Not all cancers are created equally. It could very well be a slow one like prostate cancer or even one of the chronic leukemias, so don’t put on your chacha heels for the grave dance quite yet.

    And you’re quite right, whatever hardfaced SOB is installed next is not going to be a nice guy. Putin’s allies will eventually be cleaned out, but I doubt his policies of robbing Russia blind to keep another stable of crooks fat and happy and trying to retake their favorite cash cow (Ukraine)will change.

    What might happen is that they will withdraw and try to regroup, rebuild their military because a WWII military dependent on off the shelf electronics from countries they’re now calling Nazi strongholds wasn’t viable.

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  8. Jonathan P HUBBERT says:

    Warp above has competent take on situation. My sources indicate a soft slow end to the invasion and a political assault quite like the republi-can’t rebellion here in the States. That is the mechanism for reordering the former Soviet States from the ‘Stans in the East to Belarus and all in between.

    Can anyone ot there name them?

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  9. G Foresight says:

    One scenario (a version TFG’s spawn would approve).

    “Putin’s daughter lined up ‘to take control of Russia when he dies’ ”

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/putin-s-daughter-lined-up-to-take-control-of-russia-when-he-dies/ss-AAXNsPv

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