Kelly Keisling, a Republican State Representative in Tennessee, knows something you don’t.

A Republican member of the Tennessee state legislature emailed constituents Tuesday morning with a rumor circulating in conservative circles that President Barack Obama is planning to stage a fake assassination attempt in an effort to stop the 2012 election from happening.

And he emailed that from his official taxpayer-financed gravitas-laden state legislator  account.

It is suspected that Kelly Keisling did not dream that up on his own.  It seems to have originated from a Florida blogger who says it must be true because President Obama hasn’t denied it.  It should be noted that President Obama also hasn’t denied being an alien from Mars or that he is the love child of Marlon Brando and Margaret Mead.

If someone has time, I need for them to check to see if Kelly Keisling  has denied that rumor I heard that he spends most of his days over at Dirty Sally’s Pole Dancin’ Emporium and that he has an implant from Karl Rove that controls his thoughts.

Thanks to Larry for the heads up.