Pistol Pete, What Ya Doin’, Buddy?
Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen sent us this little diddy that no one else seems to have picked up on.
Pistol Pete Session is in trouble entering early voting with a strong showing by his opponent, 35 year old Colin Allred. Allred was born and raised in Dallas. He is also a former NFL football player who left football to go to law school. Now he’s running for congress.
The race will be a close one because Allred is very popular, has a strong academic background, and makes outstanding speeches. Y’all keep your fingers crossed for him.
Anyway, back to Pete Sessions. Because he’s for sale, he enters early voting with a couple million on hand.
Now, what this shows is that the Dallas Police Department provided security for a kickoff for Sessions.
As Alfredo asks, “Sessions personally paid the DPD for security? Hmmm, I wonder which DPD employee got that check?”
It does look odd. You’d think he’d want to avoid the appearance of impropriety. But not Ole Pistol Pete.
You can skip on over there to see what else he spent money for.
Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.
Wait minute! Where’s the check he gave to Bealzebub?
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2Don’t be silly. Demons don’t deal in cash. Session probably just got a receipt for another scrap of his rapidly dwindling soul. Probably small enough to fit into one of those post office stamp envelopes.
I’m surprised he had any cash left after buying that townhouse, so’s folks would quit talking about that condo in Winter Park Florida, where his wife claims a homestead exemption.
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