A lot of you probably remember when Saturday Night Live comic and strange person Pete Davidson made fun of Texas Republican congressslick Dan Crenshaw by saying Crenshaw looks like “a hitman in a porno.” And then the following weekend, he had Crenshaw on to apologize to him in person. You can find it on YouTube if you’re interested.

Okay, so let’s skip ahead to the Texas GOP Convention this weekend.

Oh, Honey, you never saw such carrying on in your life.  First they kicked the Log Cabin Republicans out and told them they could not have a booth at the convention.  The Log Cabin Republicans said they were being divisive and exclusionary. Okay, they actually have not teaching CRT in schools, which is also divisive and exclusionary, but the Log Cabin Republicans don’t appear to be able to look beyond their own noses.

They booed John Cornyn. In all honesty, I boo him, too.

And then there was a group of people who followed Dan Crenshaw around calling him “Eyepatch McCain.” They also called him a Globalist and think he should be hung for treason.

Oh good Lord, rightwing Republicans really do need to put away those ropes.  We remember what they did with them the last time they had them.

But my soul is at peace.  Slick Dan put himself as star in a video getting other Republicans to run.

For the rest of his damn life he has to live with the fact that his tryout tape for Captain America was ridiculous and I’m snickering.

I’m kinda looking forward to seeing what platform they come up with.