Perry Takes Center Stage in Insurrection Inquiry
In a curious turn today, Rootin’ Tootin’ Rick Perry was named as the author of a text to Mark Meadows titled “AGRESSIVE STRATEGY” outlining how Trump, through a compliant Mike Pence, could steal the 2020 election for himself, overturn the will of the 
US electorate, and return himself to the office that he had just lost in a free and fair election. A source knowledgeable about the investigation confirms that the text was sent from Perry’s personal phone.
With the misspelled title, I can believe it was Perry who sent the text, but I don’t believe he actually authored it. Why? Because Rick Perry is a dumbass who’s never had an original thought during his entire career. I can believe that a staffer or right wing operative wrote it, and Perry sent it to get Meadows attention. Perry’s office has already denied anything to do with it…next Perry will say that his phone was hacked a’ la Anthony Weiner’s denial of his dick pic.
Besides the poor spelling, it’s totally believable that Perry sent the text. After all, after 4 years brown nosing and groveling to Trump, Perry fully expected another 4 years on the government tit before joining the ranks of lobbyists and wanted to stay in office himself.
I think I’m going to pop some popcorn.
Thanks to Horace down at the Phillips 66 for the tip.
No need to worry: it came from Perry (although El Jefe may be right, it was written by someone who can read, then filtered through the cesspool of Perry’s head). According to CNN,
“The cell phone number the text was sent from, obtained from a source knowledgeable about the investigation, appears in databases as being registered to a James Richard Perry of Texas, the former governor’s full name.
“The number is also associated in a second database as registered to a Department of Energy email address associated with Perry when he was secretary. When told of these facts, the spokesman had no explanation.”
Yup, when Bush II left the Texas governor’s office, everyone thought “no way we could get someone that dumb again. But Perry said “hold my can of hairspray”, and managed to make Bush look competent. I’ve done a lot of work with Department of Energy researchers, and they have books-worth of horror stories about just how dumb and venal Prick is.
1So that’s what a wet dream looks like in writing?!
2Prick perry is too dumb to know what a dumb ass he is. Guess that keeps him impressed with himself.
3Oh lordy, the subpoena printing equipment might get worn out soon. Is there a backup?
4One of the Three Amigos strikes again!
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