Okay, okay, you know it pains me to put a link to Breitbart, but there is apparently no way around it and still be able to tell you the coolest story of the day.

Louie Gohmert is so damn weird that even the Republicans, who have cornered the market on weird, think he’s weird.

So Boehner called a Republicans Only / No Girls Allowed Club meeting over the fake “border crisis.”   Gohmert set about hacking off everybody.  The subject came up of Becky Tallent, the speaker’s immigration aide.  Gohmert thinks she has too much heart, plus she’s a girl.

So Gohmert questions the Boehner about her.  (Now, I need to tell you to be real careful about opening this link. It’s Breitbart and when you go there, all manner of new windows automatically open trying to sell you a movie called “The World is Ending!  The World is Ending!  And We’re Serious About It This Time.”  When you try to close the window, up pops all these dire warning that you’re gonna die if you don’t watch this movie.  People who go to Breitbart should be on their front porch throwing rocks at little children instead of being trusted on the computer machine.)

Anyway …

Gohmert asks Boehner about Becky Tallent.

Boehner rose from his chair and told Gohmert to knock it off, that he was “sick” of him bringing up Tallent. According to one member present, Boehner was visibly angry, “erupting” out of his chair to address Gohmert.

As Boehner turned back around, Gohmert stood silently for a moment before asking, “So then why did you hire her?”

Without getting back up to the microphone, his voice raised, Boehner retorted, “because she’s well-qualified on immigration!”

Tallent was in the room during the Boehner-Gohmert dust-up, and several Republicans said the episode was painfully awkward to watch.

One Republican at the meeting called Gohmert’s conduct “disturbing” and “deranged” and said “Boehner did exactly the right thing, and I only wish he’d expelled Gohmert from the room.”

I only have one thing to say to John Boehner.  Dude, he’s yours.  You help create his gerrymandered district.  You nuzzled up to the religious right when you needed their vote.   Dr. Frankenstein, Louie Gohmert is your monster.

Dr. Frankenstein called his monster “a vile insect” and “abhorred devil.”  Yep, that pretty much sums up Louie Gohmert.

Welcome to our world, Boehner.

Thanks to Brian for the heads up.