August 10, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
I have the suspicion that those who so boldly proclaim their religion are most likely the least religious of the bunch.
1Does the owner of the car get “tax -exempt” status…. like a church does? Just wondering. 🙂
2Yes, All of these “car decorators” seem not to have read Mathew 6:5-8
Just Saying……
3Yep; “Sanctimonious Hypocrite” and “Whited Sepulcher” are the first terms which spring to mind when I see this kind of phony religiousity.
4Well, decorating a car or truck with quotes from the Holy Bible is a sign of a dignified and respectful “Christian”. Jesus with a crown of bloody thorns on a t-shirt shows class and respect, too.
5Hey, i wonder if he is the better off cousin of the guy in my area who has an old pick up truck with a very tall bed cap, all slathered with what he thinks is the most scathing stuff in scripture. His printed prediction of the immediate end of the world has yet to be proven. Course, you wouldn’t want to be a snarky neighbor to either one and ask just how closely they live to their own interpretations of the Commandments and such. Why, that kind of curiosity would be a war on Xtianity! Tsk, tsk!
Now, after seeing these vehicles I wonder why none of them carry anything from Matthew 25? Or is that just considered to weak-kneed and feeble to be real Xtianity?
But I do thank you, JJ, for the pix! It took my mind directly off the pix of El Donald with an even more ***tt eating grin. He really must be practicing, just like jocks to with all the ab reps they can gin up in a day.
6I could be wrong, but I think any gods I’ve heard of would probably prefer the owner of that car give food to a hungry child than spend money decorating his car.
Also, I’d bet a little cash money that the car’s backseat has seen more than its share of backseat bronco busting.
7maggie, religious wrong continue to play the victim by citing an imaginary “war on Xtianity.” Let’s give them what they want. But instead of guns and burning the Buybull, let’s bring the IRS as our opening gambit. Tax the god botherers!
8PKM, what thou sayest! I’ve felt that way for decades. So have my friends. I see an IRS move as proof that there really isn’t any state sanctioned religion! And I have old Tom Jefferson to back that up!
9Back of my pickup sports these stickers
10“PAGAN AND PROUD”
“Doing my part to piss off the religious right”
“He Boiled For your Sins”
I think it’s kinda cool when someone uses his/her car to advertise that way. Good reading at stop lights. Can’t imagine writing all over a fancy new car that way, though.
11Gawd’s Graffiti Goon Gang been busy.
12Matthew 25:40
…39’When did we see You sick, or in prison, and come to You?’
40″The King will answer and say to them, ‘Truly I say to you, to the extent that you did it to one of these brothers of Mine, even the least of them, you did it to Me.’
41″Then He will also say to those on His left, ‘Depart from Me, accursed ones, into the eternal fire which has been prepared for the devil and his angels;…
If you don’t care for those in need…
13And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.
6 But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.
Mathew 6:5-8
14Meanwhile, at stately Huck Cathedral, the Godphone rings:
“Yes, Inquisitor?”
“Godman, there are women all over Godman City trying to get healthcare from federally funded clinics. The Inquisition is powerless to stop them. Only the Dogmatic Duo can save us now.”
“Leave it to us, Inquisitor.”
Hanging up the Godphone, Godman turns to his youthful sidekick: “Our old nemesis is encouraging sin without consequence again, li’l Dick.”
“My name is Scottie.”
“I wasn’t calling you by name.”
“Gosh, Godman, you mean…”
“Yes, the Chief Sexecutive and his liberal minions threaten the sanctity of Godman City.”
“Holy Us!”
“You said it chum! We’ve got to spring into action. To the God Squad!”
“Ummmmmmmm, I left it at the golf course.”
“You left… first, forgetting – for now – about the idiocy of driving the God Squad to the golf course, how can you leave a whole entire car at the golf course?”
“Well, I ran out of gas.”
“The God Squad doesn’t run on gas! It runs on complete and utter blind faith in God’s will as revealed to you thru me! Am I going to have to schedule more penance sessions in the God Grotto?”
“No! No more personal Revelation, please!”
“Then go back there, get in the God Squad and say ‘No exceptions for rape or incest.’ It should start right up.”
“What if it doesn’t?”
“Then add ‘…or the life of the Mother.’ You believe that, then the God Squad will take you anywhere you want to go.”
15Yes, PKM! If they insist on preaching politics from the pulpit, no more tax exemptions. That unholy alliance needs to be broken.
16Ashes to ashes, rust to rust.
17“And they shall beat their plowshares into swords.”
18Maybe this person was just trying to deceive the eye. That car is pretty fugly!
19Where is the plastic Jesus?
20Maryelle, there is a cross on a chain hanging from the rearview mirror. I guess that is the equivalent of a plastic Jesus.
21Plastic Jesus and Mary were big contributors to blindness in their day, impaling victims during car crashes…not much has changed in the blindness arena.
22I don’t care if it rains or freezers,
‘long as I have my plastic Jeezus,
sittin’ on the dashboard of my car.
I don’t care if it’s dark and scary,
23‘long as I have my virgin Mary,
sittin’ on the dashboard of my car!
The Swedes have an ‘saying’ well appropriate for this;
24AN EMPTY BUCKET MAKES THE MOST NOISE.
That’s too complicated for the Dunning-Kruger crowd to understand it’s an indicator of hypocrisy and stupidity, they might think it’s a compliment!
Serious temptation to go write on that window that says “Are you more holy than others “No, and neither is your car. No car has ever been holy, nor ever will be.”
25Look at those rims! It’s just a matter of time and circumstance before all that scripture is found up on blocks.
26Thanks, Debbo, I was hoping somebody would get the reference to the song which has been quoted here afore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG9tuuznL1Y
27Cool! God’s rod.
I saw Proverbs 3:5 on the side, “Trust in the lord…”, so I’m guessing, no insurance…?
If I was a cop I’d stop him and find out. (And if he does, what does that tell you?)
28daChipster, sometimes you just scare me.
29Matthew 6:6 was my husband’s favorite verse.
30It’s nice that most of the fundies and other religious idiots pick and choose which parts of the bible to follow. Otherwise it would fit on their bumper stickers and other propaganda vehicles.
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