Taken as Rick Perry was sworn into office as Energy Secretary.  Ted Cruz and Rick are suddenly best friends again. Either that or Rick is trying to make out with him.

Yeah, but it doesn’t have Obama’s name on it so it’s totally worth every penny.

By the way, this is also their fix for Social Security and Medicare – killing you before you reach 65.

I’m just gonna leave this right here.

Remember when Sean Spicer go real agitated and showed a display of Obamacare vs. TrumpDon’tCare?

And his contention was that it HAS to be better because it’s simpler and smaller?

Yeah, Sean, that line won’t work with your winkie either.

If you want to make some money, they’re taking bets now.

I guess the real professionals think his odds of finishing his term are only about 50/50.

And the Nobel Peace Prize ain’t even on the plate.

In the State of Maine in the United States of America a newly elected Democrat, Moira Walsh, was in for a surprise.

She told the local radio station that members of the legislature have  “file cabinets full of booze.”

She also let us know that they recently took shots on the floor of the House of Representatives to celebrate Dominican Republic Independence Day.

Walsh says the drinking blows her mind and it’s “outrageous” that you can’t drive after two beers “but you can make laws that affect people’s lives forever when you’re half in the bag.”

Just half?  Hell Honey, you ought to come to Texas.  We do it fully bagged here.