If the Shoe Fits…

September 20, 2017 By: El Jefe

We’ve been getting some interesting responses to our post earlier this week about flood ravaged Little Cambodia and how two “citizen organizations” took over, and announced that FEMA was not welcome.  Yes, you, Rick and Cowboy (officers of the motorcycle club Confederate Riders of America), you said it.  ON TELEVISION.  YOU determined YOU were in charge and the YOU were having a meeting with FEMA because, “They came in here blind.”  So, guys parading around in black leather vests covered in white supremacist imagery declared themselves in charge.  Teamed up with Portland Oregon militia group American Freedom Keepers, fresh off their mission of “protecting” racists and white supremacists in Charlottesville Virginia, with CRA just up and decided who was going to get help and when, and when the federal government could come in.  I’ve been wondering who died and put them in charge?

We’ve been getting some pretty lively feedback on our post from some of these folks and their supporters, acting shocked and saying things like, “…there’s not a racist bone in my body…” and other such declarations, exactly as we said they would in the original post.  Essentially, it’s “How can we be racists?  We’re helping Asian people.”  Of course.  And we’re supposed to ignore your statements and actions immediately prior to this disaster.

There are several issues here –

  • First, and let’s be clear…these people desperately need help, and these organizations are helping.  Houses are getting cleaned up, some supplies are making it in.  However,
  • They have clearly delayed federal response by at least a week, maybe longer.  They’ve delayed residents getting federal aid. They’ve taken up time with law enforcement.  FEMA representatives felt threatened, and I’m betting they weren’t scared by the muddy streets.
  • Third, who the hell put these guys in charge?  That’s the weird thing about these goofy citizen and militia groups.  They somehow believe that they can show up with rifles slung, declare themselves in charge, and just take over.  Like one of our readers said, it’s like watching one of those old westerns where the evil rancher shows up with a bunch of his ranch hands and just takes over the town.  These goofballs do this all the time…they think they can put on some camo and body armor, whip out their AR-15s, wrap a shemagh around their necks, put in an earpiece, and all of a sudden they’re “peacekeepers”.  Yes, peacekeepers who get in the way of actual police trying to keep the peace.
  • And last, but not least, when you dress in racist symbols or paramilitary gear, openly carry weapons, support white supremacist demonstrations, do YouTube videos about “protecting our southern heritage”, so and and so forth, you can’t then be shocked when normal people make the observation that maybe, just maybe, you actually are a racist.  Feigning shock at that glaring fact is not convincing.

Yeah, yeah, and I’m not going to listen to your  bullshit about how being the “Confederate” Riders is not racist.  The entire confederacy was about the belief in the superiority of the “white race” over the “lesser race” and the “permanence” of this superiority.  It’s especially odd that some groups, like the CRA, wear BOTH the American flag and the Confederate battle flags.  You do know that the Confederacy rebelled against the US government, right?  You know they committed treason, right?  Oh, and they also lost.  How inconvenient.  So, you can’t honestly say you’re for your “Confederate heritage” AND support the Constitution.  Those two things are mutually exclusive.  Oh, and before you blather on about the Confederacy being about states rights and your “heritage” let me just interrupt you with a direct quote from declaration of secession made by the State of Texas, February 2, 1861:

“She [Texas] was received as a commonwealth holding, maintaining and protecting the institution known as negro slavery–the servitude of the African to the white race within her limits–a relation that had existed from the first settlement of her wilderness by the white race, and which her people intended should exist in all future time. Her institutions and geographical position established the strongest ties between her and other slave-holding States of the confederacy.” (emphasis mine)

So, I’m not going to allow you to blather unchallenged about you not being racists.  Oh, and one last thing.  Let’s look at some pictures and we’ll let people judge for themselves whether you “fine folks” are racist or not:

Confederate Riders Patch

Nazi Cross

Skinhead Cross

White Supremacist Black Saltire

KKK Cross

Confederate Battle Flag

Remember the white supremacists chanting “Blood and Soil!” during their march in Charlottesville?  The chant is part of the German Nazi tradition of , “Blut und Boden”, based on blood descent and inherited land.  In other words, the right of the white race to dominance in their homeland. In Nazi and White Supremacist symbolism, the red represents the Blood, and the black represents the Soil.  The similarities between these symbols and the CRA patches are striking and certainly don’t look simply circumstantial.  If they are, you can certainly understand the confusion of normal people when we see them.  So, if the shoe fits…

You guys want to really help?  Take your guns and put them in the truck.  Pack up your camo and black leather.  Act like normal people wanting to help and cooperate with local and federal officials.  We’re not Somalia where it’s every man for himself.  We’re also not a military dictatorship. We’re a civilized society.  I suggest you join it and put all that self-righteous “peacekeeper” and “southern heritage” BS aside so these people can get back on their feet (and you can then go home and leave us alone).

 

Worst Threat Ever

September 20, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Florida Republican State Senator Jack Latvala doesn’t take guff off anybody.

He’s a stand-up guy who will tell you how the cow ate the cabbage.

Florida state senator [Latvala] who is running for governor said this week that he would punish Duke Energy for its slow response after Hurricane Irma by refusing their donations for one campaign cycle.

“In this cycle,” Latvala told the Times, “I’m done taking money from them.”

Well, that’ll show ‘um, dammit.

Rep. Chris Sprowls (R) also promised to “ask a lot of difficult questions.”

And there will be no grading on the curve.

Thanks to SGray for the heads up.

Sounds Like a Fun Guy!

September 20, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Jeff Mateer is currently the First Assistant Attorney General of Texas.

He’s a real fun guy.  He’s active in the Liberty Institute and Trump’s nominee for a federal judgeship.

In a pair of 2015 speeches, President Donald Trump’s nominee for a federal judgeship in Texas described transgender children as evidence of “Satan’s plan,” lamented that states were banning conversion therapy and argued that sanctioning same-sex marriage would lead to polygamy and bestiality.

Yeah, just the kind of guy I want as a federal judge – a guy who thinks Satan is birthing children and spends his free time thinking about having sex with sheep.

Thanks to Craig for the heads up.

The Great Beyond

September 20, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

There is a chance, a pretty good chance, that Roy Moore is gonna be the next United States senator from Aladamnbama.

Moore is so damn nuts that Trump went to Alabama to defend his title as Head Crazy Guy in DeeCee by endorsing Moore’s opponent.  But Moore has a secret weapon – God Hisownself.

Moore talking on CNN.

“You wonder why we’re having shootings, and killings here in 2017? Because we’ve asked for it. We’ve taken God out of everything. We’ve taken prayer out of school, we’ve taken prayer out of council meetings.”

You’d think everybody would have notice that there were no killings and crap before 1962. Or, that the increased of availability of guns has anything at all to do with this.

And to prove that Moore has God on his side, he even touted the endorsement of the infamous Phyllis Schlafly.  Schlafly died a year ago at age 92, proving that the good die young. She stopped most of her endorsements and public appearances following her death.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.  

Keep It Classy, Republicans.

September 20, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Republicans are not doing well in social media.  It’s Facebook now.

South Dakota State House member and majority whip Lynne DiSanto, posted a little drawing on Facebook.

 

Oh, yeah.  Vehicular murder is just so damn funny.

But, settle down, because she can easily explain that you totally misunderstood her little joke.

“I am sorry if people took offense to it and perceived my message in any way insinuating support or condoning people being hit by cars,” DiSanto said. “I perceived it differently. I perceived it as encouraging people to stay out of the street.”

No, you did not, Miss Priss.

Later she blamed “the highly charged political environment that we’re in.”  Holy crap. woman, who do you think cause that?  What the hell is wrong with you?  Does it have a name?  Is there a cure?

 

Nope, Twitter Wars Not Over

September 20, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Okay, so we’ve got a killer hurricane in Puerto Rico, pissed off allies at the UN, a Republican health care bill trying to kill us all, a major earthquake in Mexico City, a failing infrastructure, a government owned by Russia and soon under indictment, and what does our president think is important?

 

He never got an Emmy.