Las Vegas

October 02, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

I do not care about his motivation.

I do not care about his race.

I do not care about his emotional problems.

I care about his method.

 

When you spread out your hands in prayer,
    I hide my eyes from you;
even when you offer many prayers,
    I am not listening.

Your hands are full of blood!

Isaiah 1:15

 

Make America Late Again

October 01, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

And the Twitter Machine keeps on giving.

 

America put a man on the damn moon. On. The. Moon.

D-Day?  The Marshall Plan?  Interstate highway system? Inoculating every American against polio?

We are threatening North Korea when we can’t even do food and water drops on an damn island?

We look like damfools. And you’re not helping.

 

Pocket Man

October 01, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

From the Twitter machine.

 

 

Dude, that was Kim Jong-Il.

I guess all Rocket Men look alike to Trump.

 

The New Kayne

October 01, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Retired Lt. Gen. Russel Honoré is not happy with President Trump.

Retired Lt. Gen. Russel Honoré, who commanded the military response to Hurricane Katrina in New Orleans, slammed President Trump’s response to hurricane-ravaged Puerto Rico, telling CNN “he doesn’t give a damn about poor people, doesn’t give a damn about people of color.”

Yeah, there’s a video of it.

I guess the General isn’t afraid of being Tweet-Slapped.

 

OK Oklahoma

September 30, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Republicans in Oklahoma are some randy sumbitches.

I know there ain’t much to do and even less to look at in Oklahoma.  I know that for a damn fact.

But, fer goodness sake, boys.

Oklahoma Republicans have been rocked by a series of sex-related scandals this year. Former state Sen. Bryce Marlatt resigned earlier this month after an Uber driver told police he grabbed her head and kissed her neck while she drove him to a bar in June. State Rep. Dan Kirby resigned in February after being accused of sexually harassing two former legislative assistants, and ex-state Sen. Ralph Shortey was indicted in federal court this month on charges of child sex trafficking and producing and transporting child.

And a former aide to Republican Gov. Mary Fallin was charged this month after authorities say he was investigated on allegations that he took a photo or video up a woman’s skirt at the State Capitol. Travis Goss Brauer faces charges of offering false or fraudulent evidence, a felony, and a misdemeanor charge of destruction of evidence after authorities allege he destroyed or altered a mobile phone and a laptop that were part of an investigation.

Well hell, let’s make it an even half dozen.

Republican Jason Reese is running for a state house seat in Oklahoma, so I’m thinking maybe he wanted to fit in.  He’s formerly a lawyer for the Oklahoma Republican Party.

His campaign expenditure report includes a purchase of a porn video.  Yep, just your standard bondage video entitled “Hot Wife Chloe Needs To Be Punished.”  And, Honey, Chloe ain’t the only one.

 

Well, Jason says he hired a CPA to file his campaign reports and the CPA accidentally cut and pasted this movie title into the report.  Amazingly, a couple of people believe that story.

Reese has a website for his campaign where he calls himself “Reformer Realist Republican.” I guess he could add Reprobate.

 

“Downright Moron”

September 30, 2017 By: El Jefe

“As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.” — H. L. Mencken

Yes, it’s true, newspaperman H.L. Mencken wrote these words that were published by the Baltimore Evening Sun on 26 July 1920.  The words were written 97 years ago, coming true in 2017.