New Record!

November 04, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Here it is – living history.

Just shuddup about the Democrats having a circular firing squad because the Republicans came along and stole your thunder.

In 12 hours, record time, the Bushes said Donald Trump was worse than having the mumps on Christmas Day and Trump immediately fired back that the Bushes suck bigly because … well surely he can think of something in a minute.

It started when both the Bushes admitted they had not voted for Trump.  Then Daddy Bush called him a “blowhard.”  And then Baby Bush says that Trump, “doesn’t know what it means to be president.”  You know, like Baby Bush ever got the hang of it.  However, for the first time ever, I am not disagreeing with the Bushes.

So, within hours, the White House responds

“If one presidential candidate can disassemble a political party, it speaks volumes about how strong a legacy its past two presidents really had,” the White House said in a statement.

The White House also hit the former Bush presidents on the Iraq war, calling it “one of the greatest foreign policy mistakes in American history.”

Although I doubt he wrote this, Trump does have a point there.

So, it’ll continue tomorrow morning when Trump tweets again.  And then it will continue for days and days after that.

A fight with the Bushes?  Really, Trump? That’s the best you can do?  Here, Trump, please meet Karl Rove.  He hates you.

 

Crazy-making Speculation

November 04, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

We have a game at the beauty salon when things get boring.

Did Michael Flynn flip or not?

You gotta wonder why Flynn wasn’t in the first round of indictments.

Do they think it would be a waste of time since Trump will just pardon him?

Do you think Flynn was willing to risk losing his military pension for a guy who threw him under the bus to save Mike Pence?

Since his son is also in a wad a trouble, was Flynn willing to cooperate if his son got off the hook?  You know, like Jared’s dad did.

If he afraid that Lock Her Up will become Lock Him Up And Throw Away The Key?

Senator Sheldon Whitehouse of Rhode Island thinks Flynn is singing like the fat lady.

All the signals are suggesting he is already cooperating with the FBI, and may have been for some time. First of all, they had him dead to rights on a felony false statement, on the statement they took from him at the White House on the Kislyak conversations. Second, Comey reported that one of the things the FBI does with cooperators is get them to go back and clean up areas of non-compliance. Flynn, who will never be hired by a foreign government again, went back and cleaned up his foreign agent filings. Third, all of the reporting of the Eastern District of VA on subpoenas is one hop away from Flynn. He is the hole in a donut of subpoenas.

Here’s my theory.  It ain’t like Flynn to be quiet.  He shoots off his mouth a lot.  He is a man of many opinions – most of them very weird.

My bet is that he is and if he ain’t, he’s a bigger damn fool than I thought.

 

Junior Janochek, Jr.

November 04, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Y’all, Junior Janochek, Jr. is very excited.  He’s hoping to raise enough money to bail his mother out of jail after she had that unfortunate tractor accident involving that cute little ole widow woman down at Buck Pochek’s Rural Entertainment Consortium, the details of which are better left to TMZ.

Junior has discovered that he can announce that he’s running for Governor of Texas, get some tee-shirts and yard signs printed, and sell those suckers to raise money.  Junior ain’t gonna run for governor because who the hell wants to be governor, but he needs money.

And where did he discover this method of monetary bliss?

 

It seems that Kid Rock announced a run for Senate and sold a mess of tee-shirts and yard signs.  Now he’s not telling where the money went.

Kid says he never intended to run for senate.  It looks like there will be showdown at the Federal Elections Commission.

Until then, wish Junior, Jr luck with getting his momma outta jail before Black Friday because there’s this electric knife down at Walmart … you don’t wanna know.

 

The Craziest Damn Thing

November 03, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Just when you think it can’t get any more foolish —

“The saddest thing is that because I’m the President of the United States I’m not supposed to be involved with the Justice Department, I’m not supposed to be involved with the FBI, I’m not supposed to be doing the kinds of things I would love to be doing and I’m very frustrated by it. I look at what’s happening with the Justice Department, why aren’t they going after Hillary Clinton with her emails and with the dossier and the kind of money?”

Thank you, Mussolini Trump.

Good Lord, he makes good friends with Russia and suddenly thinks he’s Stalin.

 

 

Thanks to Bunny for the graphic she says she found on Twitter.

 

UPDATE 2: Buckle Up, Kids, You Ain’t Going to Like this Ride

November 03, 2017 By: El Jefe

UPDATED FOR COMMENTS ABOUT BERNIE NOT BEING A DEMOCRAT:

Note: My usual warning…If you are a strong Hillary supporter, and believe her political loss in 2016 was purely the result of misogynist pigs denying her her birthright, please, please, please DON’T read this.  You will hate it, guaranteed.  However, if you want a little inconvenient truth, buckle up.  This one is a bumpy ride, but there is something to learn here…

Remember how all you Hillary supporters dismissed everyone who criticized her during the 2016 election?  Remember the way you unfriended people like me on social media and labeled us misogynist pigs who were being too hard on her?  Remember insulting Bernie supporters and libeling him at every opportunity?  Well, I do, and I have something to say about that and more.

Yesterday, Donna Brazile, who is a really good person, above board, honest, and a loyal Democrat published an excerpt from her new book, Hacks: The Inside Story of the Break-ins and Breakdowns that Put Donald Trump in the White House.  The excerpt described what she discovered when she took over the DNC after Debbie Wasserman Schultz was ousted during the Democratic Convention in the summer of 2016.  Her revelations about the state of the DNC is nothing short of shocking, but even worse, virtually all of the fears anti-Hillary folks had about how the nomination process was run were well founded. Hillary and her operatives HAD taken over the DNC and then proceeded to destroy every reform that had been implemented by Howard Dean and President Obama.

After Brazile took over the party, she first discovered that it had been deep in debt since the 2012 election and had been starved for cash since.  Worse, in September, she found the smoking gun.  She unearthed a document known as the Joint Fund-Raising Agreement between the DNC, the Hillary Victory Fund, and Hillary for America.  The document, negotiated between Robby Mook, Hillary’s campaign manager and the DNC,  handed FULL CONTROL of the DNC over to Hillary’s campaign office in August of 2015.  You read that correctly.  Hillary took full control of the DNC FIVE MONTHS before the primaries even started.  The DNC could do nothing without Hillary’s approval, including fund raising, staff hiring decisions, even press releases.

And file this under It Gets Even Worse; the money laundering charge that was asserted by Politico in May of 2016 was true.  We’ll let Brazile describe it herself –

“Individuals who had maxed out their $2,700 contribution limit to the campaign could write an additional check for $353,400 to the Hillary Victory Fund—that figure represented $10,000 to each of the 32 states’ parties who were part of the Victory Fund agreement—$320,000—and $33,400 to the DNC. The money would be deposited in the states first, and transferred to the DNC shortly after that. Money in the battleground states usually stayed in that state, but all the other states funneled that money directly to the DNC, which quickly transferred the money to Brooklyn.”

Money from the lavish fundraisers Hillary was holding all over the country for the DNC was actually laundered from the states, then to the DNC, and then to her own campaign coffers.  The state parties got less than ONE HALF OF ONE PERCENT.  So all you suckers donating in Texas to rebuild the party were actually backdoor funding Hillary’s campaign.  The party sucked wind. As Brazile describes this shameful scheme, the operation wasn’t illegal, but it was certainly unethical.

So let’s recap.  The charge that Hillary controlled the party during the primaries is true.  She controlled the DNC from the summer of 2015, controlling the primaries, party strategy, fund raising, management, and all other aspects of the DNC’s operation. Her people ran it, including the moron who ignored the FBI’s warning that the DNC’s email system was compromised.  The board of the DNC was sidelined.  The primaries WERE RIGGED.  Debbie Wasserman Schultz was nothing more than a tool for Hillary’s campaign, since she was installed to get Hillary elected.  The entire DNC effort from 2015 on had one goal – getting Hillary elected.

This shameful corruption does more damage than even Brazile described; it not only “compromised the party’s integrity” as she said, this documented and incontrovertible evidence of corruption plays directly into the stereotype of the Clintons running right on the edge of ethics and even legality.  While Hillary spoke loudly about campaign finance reform, blah, blah, blah, she was doing exactly, no, precisely the opposite.

You wanna know what really pisses me off?  These revelations of Hillary’s behavior adds fuel to the “lock her up” fire. It’s going from a bonfire to a 10,000 acre blaze that’s going to rage for months. Trump is already playing with the matches, tweet raging this morning that the FBI should investigate her criminality.  Here we go.

Hey, Hillary folks – hate Trump?  Well, goddamit, go buy a mirror.  Hang it on the wall, and then look into it for a long time.  Thanks.  For nothing.

UPDATE:  Let’s summarize comments from our hardcore Hillary supporters:

  1. Nothing to see here.  Move along.
  2. So?  Doesn’t everybody do it?
  3. She won by 3 million votes!
  4. It wasn’t criminal, so it’s OK.
  5. Bernie’s not a Democrat and wouldn’t have won anyway.
  6. El Jefe is an asshole.
  7. Brazile is a LIAR!
  8. Nuh Uh!

First, I didn’t believe Bernie would win the general, but I voted for him in the Texas primary.  What’s more important, and most Clintonistas IGNORE, is that the wall of money Hillary had erected scared off really good candidates like Joe Biden.  No one can deny that if Biden had run he would have decisively won.

Second, I’m always amazed at the prevarication and excuses from Hillary supporters.  Since when is corruption OK?  Trump and other Republicans are excoriated for this kind of conduct.  When it’s a Clinton, its like, “What? That’s a problem?”  I personally find it shocking the lengths Clintonistas reach defending her Highness, no matter the scale of the offense.

I personally witnessed the lengths that Howard Dean went to in 2006 and 2008 to make it clear that the DNC supported ALL candidates and was diligently neutral in partisan races.  He steadfastly defended neutrality and honesty.  Hillary poured kerosene all over those principles and struck the match herself.  Those who dismiss this kind of conduct are nothing short of radical hypocrites, and are no better than the hypocrites on the other side.

So there.

UPDATE 2: Lets talk about Bernie not being a Democrat.

This is the stupidest argument forwarded by Clintonistas.  “Bernie’s not a Democrat!” “He should have run on his own!”  “He should have not been allowed to run!”  And other BS.  OK, let’s settle this – BERNIE RAN UNDER THE RULES OF THE DNC.  HE QUALIFIED UNDER THE RULES OF THE DNC.  Period, end of story.  YOU may not like it, but he ran under the rules and qualified for the primaries.  He had EVERY RIGHT to run, even though YOU want to deny him that right.  The laws of the United States are stacked against independent runs.  It’s virtually impossible for an independent to qualify in all 50 states.  The state governments even pay for the major party primaries.  An independent run is virtually impossible to pull off.  You may hate him, but Bernie ran under the only rules that allowed him to run, AND HE QUALIFIED.  Don’t like that?  Then get all 50 states to make it easier for independent runs.  Until then, get over yourself and stop making stupid, irrelevant arguments.

Another One

November 02, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Lamar Smith, the longtime Republican congressman from the Texas 21st (think San Antonio) is retiring.  It’s not a shock, but it is a small surprise.

The 21st is called a safe Republican seat but, who knows nowadays?