Cruzing

May 01, 2023 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Well, ain’t this just fancy?

Here’s an audio tape of Ted Cruz selling his plan to overthrow the 2020 election to Fox News host Maria Bartiromo — four days before the Capitol riot, the Daily Beast reports.

Cruz has admitted that he and unnamed colleagues hid in a supply closet during the insurrection.

First he went to a room with other senators, but Cruz writes that the other senators weren’t very nice to him.

Cruz said he was met with hot tempers after he and his fellow senators were led to a secure location, with some blaming him and his allies in the chamber “explicitly for the violence that was occurring”.

You probably recall that Cruz was one of just six Republican senators who voted against certifying Trump’s electoral college defeat in Arizona, and only one of seven GOP senators who voted against certifying Trump’s electoral college loss in Pennsylvania.

I think the senate needs to tattoo “Backstabbing Bastard” on his backside and drop the sumbitch buck naked in the middle of a KKK encampment.

 

Jeff Tiedrich

May 01, 2023 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Admittedly, he is filled with smut talk and rarely even takes a breath during his rants.  He screams and fist fights through the miracle a keyboard. He gets so wound up that I think he wontedly and with astounding zeal ignores his capitalization key.  He is a true believer that one man, if he offends enough people with deadly force, can change the world. He can stir up the gods of horror and he’s an arrogant smartass.

To quote Loretta: Ma, I love him awful.

I pay extra money to read Jeff Tiedrich on Substack. He’s that good.  You can read him for free if you sign up for it on Substack, or you can pay $5 a month to support your favorite writers.   Substack is where lots of fired journalists and former Twitter users go.

Today’s column is worth your time.

He’s still on Twitter for now.

 

Give him a try.

 

Two Things We Should Know

April 26, 2023 By: Nick Carraway

When considering the Tucker Carlson situation there has been a lot of things said already. Unfortunately, I was slow to the punch and let the other patrons here in the salon state their piece before I got to my keyboard. Carlson is a three time loser when you also consider his time at CNN and MSNBC. In that vain, I suppose we could possibly see him again at an OAN or NewsMax, but I’m guessing those little networks don’t have the cash or the stones to bring him in. So, maybe he becomes something along the lines of an Alex Jones or Mike Lindell and funds his own YouTube/Network venture.

I’m not here to speculate on Carlson. Enough people have done that already. Maybe it was the sexual harassment suit that got him. Maybe it was being public enemy number to Dominion. Perhaps, there was an under the radar agreement as a part of the settlement that someone would pay the piper. Maybe Murdoch and his cronies tired of watching sponsors march out the door with an increasingly racist, Russian, and nativist bent on the airwaves. It is more likely a combination of those things.

The first thing we know is that Carlson just learned the first rule of business. You are only valued as an asset as long as you continue to be a net asset. The moment you become something else, the powers that be will get rid of you. That might be the one thing he and Don Lemon have in common. They just weren’t worth it anymore. I could say that it wasn’t anything personal, but it is. When you are a prick and a jackass then you have to be worth a lot for you to stay. That wasn’t true anymore. Sean Hannity, Lauran Ingraham, and Judge Pirro should heed this warning too.

The second thing we know is that whoever replaces Carlson is likely to be worse. Bill O’Reilly was bad. Everyone was happy when he left. Then, Carlson took his time slot and suddenly Bill O didn’t seem so bad. When Glenn Beck left it seemed like a breath of fresh air just long enough to realize the crazy train wasn’t stopping anytime soon. Networks don’t make money by scaling back the crazy. They just need a different brand. I have no idea who is replacing Carlson in the long run, but I know it will be someone worse in some way imaginable.

Anybody Got Connections?

April 26, 2023 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Okay, so this morning I read in Rolling Stone that Fox News might be foxier than we suspected.

 

 

It’s supposed to be all this secret nasty stuff about Tucker but, Honey, it ain’t no secret.  His former producer Abby Grossman is suing him and she says …

Grossberg “continued to endure a work environment that subjugates women based on vile sexist stereotypes, typecasts religious minorities and belittles their traditions, and demonstrates little to no regard for those suffering from mental illness. Fox denied the allegations when the lawsuit was filed, saying the claims were “without merit.”

Honey, I watched him on Crossfire and he was all those things even decades ago.

But if there is a secret file, I wouldn’t mind reading it.

 

Carlson Takes the Fall

April 25, 2023 By: El Jefe

Yesterday Fox Noise announced that Tucker Carlson had “mutually agreed” to part ways with the news propaganda network which is interesting, since he said that he would be back on Monday when he signed off on Friday.  Reporting is that he was blindsided by the sudden firing, and that the decision had come straight from the top, meaning Rupert Murdoch.

There’s a lot of speculation about what happened, but my guess is that Carlson had become too powerful at the network with Republicans kowtowing to him and even pushing legislative and policy agendas he introduced to his audience.  And not inconsequential, Murdoch was undoubtedly miffed by the revelations of his uncharitable opinions of both senior Fox management and TFG that came to light during the Dominion case.  Add to these issues the Mt. Everest of lies, misogynist rants, and racist diatribes, and the result is not surprising.

Lastly, it’s been speculated that Carlson was served up by Murdoch in lieu of an apology in the Dominion settlement.  That makes a lot of sense, since he was the Grand Dragon of The Big Lie at Fox, repeating it five nights a week since the 2020 election.

Once again, Fox is in search of a new chief liar to take the prime seat at the network; in the meantime, Carlson will be searching for a new gig, joining Bill O’Reilly and Glenn Beck in the purgatory of online bullshit peddling to a shrinking audience.  Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.

Sorry, Only Have a Minute

April 24, 2023 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Sorry, Guys, I’m outta pocket but I’ll let you know that although I was indisposed this morning I overheard someone saying, “Hey, Tucker Carlson is gone,” and I thought he died.

He didn’t.

On my Bingo Card I have “Major Sexual Scandal To Be Revealed”, “Carlson To Join Alex Jones On World Tour,” “Tucker Carlson’s Blue Check Mark Disappeared,” “Rupert Murdock Finally Concerned About Legacy,” “Boris and Natasha Reach Out To Carlson to Find Squirrel and Moose” and “Tucker Carlson Comes Down From Bullshit Mountain.”

Have Fun!  Ya think he’ll run for president?