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Customer Deb T. sent us the link to the Russians ads on Facebook.

The Democrats on the House Intelligence Committee released them.  They take a little while to download but all the data and the ads are there for you to see if you got exposed to the Russian hacks.

Facebook says they will try to keep this from happening again.

But, ya know, a good rule of thumb says if it says to vote Republican, it’s probably Russian.

I’ve heard customers say that everybody Trump touches goes down.  True, but some of them willingly contribute to the trip.

Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani has completely resigned from his position as an attorney at the law firm of Greenberg Traurig — and it sounds like his old employer has become embarrassed by his disastrous recent cable TV news interviews.

Yeah, it seems that the line that his own firm sometimes acts as a bagman like Cohen did might have done the trick.

Or simply the fact that he doesn’t understand the law.  I dunno. I wouldn’t hire him.

Thanks to SGray for the heads up.

From the website LiveScience we have this headline.

Congress thought they meant illegal aliens.

Boy, do they have egg on their collective congressional faces now!  I’m betting that they thought the bill meant extraterrestrial aliens.

So, congress just voted to spend $10 million to look for ET.

Honey, if they wanted to find alien life forms, all they had to do was take a look at the Speaker of the House.

Last night, after the release of the hostages, Mike Pence said something out loud.  He said it’s time for Mueller to end his investigation.

“In the interests of the country, I think it’s time to wrap it up.” Pence told NBC News following the release of three Americans held by North Korea.

Translated into whatever the hell language men who call their wives Mother speak, that means, “I cannot freekin’ wait to be president!”

The vice president was pressed on the news about millions of dollars in payments from companies to Trump’s personal attorney Michael Cohen. Pence said that was a “private matter” and “something I don’t have any knowledge about.”

No, no it’s not a private matter.  And Pence full damn well knew about it because Trump would have bragged to him about it.

Somebody tell Mike we’re not total idiots.  That would be his friends on the religious right.

By the way, today George Will has some prime comments about Pence, which end with this.

Trump is what he is, a floundering, inarticulate jumble of gnawing insecurities and not-at-all compensating vanities, which is pathetic. Pence is what he has chosen to be, which is horrifying.

Will calls Pence the worst person in government. He may be right.

Novartis, the drug giant, gave Michael Cohen $1.2 million for insight into Trump’s approach to Obamacare.

Then, today …

They gave him money before they knew he was useless?  And they want you to trust them enough to put their drugs in your mouth.  I dunno, y’all.

Plus, if they spend $1.2 on useless people in hopes that they can hike the price of my drugs, then their drugs cost too much to begin with. That’s an obscene amount of money to gamble while people already can’t afford their drugs.

Plus, heck, for $20 and a Dairy Queen gift card, Thelma would have told them that Cohen was useless.  Thelma is an expert on useless men. Give Thelma some money, dammit.