They Misunderstood Y’all
From the website LiveScience we have this headline.
Congress thought they meant illegal aliens.
Boy, do they have egg on their collective congressional faces now! I’m betting that they thought the bill meant extraterrestrial aliens.
So, congress just voted to spend $10 million to look for ET.
Honey, if they wanted to find alien life forms, all they had to do was take a look at the Speaker of the House.
Wonder if we can get them to find out if they masticate?
1Mike:
Like how to serve congress and the WH? Though the aliens might end up with food poisoning from eating scum suckers from the swamp.
2And if we find signs of intelligent life (in outer space) while Trump is still in office?
“We’re gonna build a giant dome over America. The best and biggest dome. And who’s gonna pay for it…”
“ALIENS!!!”
3I’m fine with the search for extraterrestrial life. I just worry about what would happen if we found any. At best, they’d run like heck and put up a big “Do Not Disturb” sign around this solar system.
4Reminds me of the guy who was trying to get them to fund his machine for increasing energy. Back then there was a senator who actually knew some science, John Glenn, and he pointed out that this was not physically possible. The inventor decided he needed to work on it some more, and hasn’t been heard from since. But if the current bunch want to look for Gidney & Cloyd, they will. How many of them already believe Hillary is operating a slave colony on Mars?
5Buttermilk Sky: not just any slave colony, a pedophile child slave colony.
6There is the hypothesis that this planet is where other planets dump their crazy people. It’s getting harder to argue against that one.
7Rod Serling beat them. By a bunch…
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_Serve_Man_(The_Twilight_Zone)
March 1962
Best line: “It’s a COOKBOOK!”
8Rhea –
9Yeah, we definitely got the ship with all the middle managers and telephone sanitizers.
Oh, joy!
There’s a clip on YouTube.
Though maddeningly, it cuts off just as they get to the best part, where he explains the A, B, and C Arks.
https://youtu.be/ogcQ7Z4bh5w
10Rhea:
Could Trump be the evil alien twin of Grunthos the Flatulent?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxPeIiU2kx4
11No, Trump is the lump of green putty Grunthos found in his armpit…
On a side note, Marvin the Martian has made numerous threatening comments – and Obama did nothing to close the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator gap!
12Is that anything like the FLux-Capacitor, invented by Doc Brown?
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