June 22, 2018
By: Juanita Jean Herownself
Y’all, Scott Pruitt spent $2,749.62 of your money on 8 pair of “tactical pants” and “tactical polos.”
I think he plans to wear them to tactical. That’s just a guess though, because I don’t know how to play tactical. I do suspect that if he needs $343.70 outfits to play it, he doesn’t know either.
I do suspect, however, that he has a copy of the pee tapes.
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June 21, 2018
By: Juanita Jean Herownself
Okay, Melania is a former model with a keen understanding of her own image. She never makes an accidental fashion choice. Right?

So, think about it: maybe she’s throwing shade on Trump. After all, she did plan this trip prior to his reversal. Maybe he disapproved of the trip and she didn’t give a damn.
Her spokesperson says it’s just a jacket. No, that is not just a jacket – that is a statement.
Thanks to everybody for the heads up.
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June 21, 2018
By: El Jefe
Boom.

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June 21, 2018
By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Good Lord, at least George Dubya just gave her a back rub.

And Corey Lewandowski said womp womp about a ten year old child with Down’s syndrome.
What worries me the most is that I am afraid this isn’t bottom.
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June 21, 2018
By: El Jefe
Just hours after Trump caved to overwhelming pressure on his idiotic separation scheme, word started leaking out of the White House that, characteristically, after causing chaos with some cruel, pointless tactic, the Trump White House has no clue how to reunite over 2,400 kids with their over almost 5,000 parents. Anyone with common sense can divine the reason because everything Trump does is half-assed, and intended to inflict the most damage, either by design or, more likely, by gross incompetence. From slashing taxes, to efforts to destroy the ACA, to attempts to reverse education reforms, undo environmental policies, sell off protected lands, everything Trump touches – well I’ll quote Tony Soprano on this one – “I’m the reverse Midas; everything I touch turns to sh*t.” That old quote is certainly apropos here. Trump thoughtlessly ripped families apart, and to keep all those people out of sight, immediately shipped them off to seemingly random cities all over he country. It’s easily conceivable that a family of 4 could have members in different Trump Big Box Prisons in four different states.
Trump thinks that him signing yet another executive order (which reverses his last executive order) will make all the furor go away without doing anything else. It’s up to us to not let that happen. There are almost 7,500 people scattered to the 4 winds with no plan to reunite them and to treat them humanely. It’s time for us to keep the pressure on to fix this catastrophe that is completely of Trump’s own making.
There is a place for anger, and this is it.
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June 20, 2018
By: Juanita Jean Herownself

And if you need your blood to boil, just click right here. We are drugging these kids.
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