June 21, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Every day since this idiot threw his greasy hat into the ring, I’ve rolled my eyes so hard that I’ve now got a map of the inside of my brain.
1People like Miller are *thrilled* at the disruption. You know, like negative attention is better than no attention at all.
But in Lewandowski’s case, if he intended to be a professional campaign advisor, who would ever hire him now? In a alt-rightish primary he potentially could be an asset, but in the general: *womp, womp*…
2Angela must think American presidents are creeps and horses’ patoots (Except for Obama and Clinton).
3I don’t know what has caused my bp to shoot up the last few days, a hideous estimate for bathroom renovations, or the utter foolishness and wickedness emanating from the tenth circle of hell, AKA Washington DC.
4I think cory actually said ‘wah wah wah’
5A bag of Starburst or loose candy? It will make a difference one day at The Hague (I’ve just about given up on impeachment).
As Gore Vidal observed (paraphrasing), when you think they’ve reached the bottom of the barrel, it turns out there’s another barrel. We used to think Sarah Palin was indescribably awful, but I somehow can’t imagine her kidnapping babies. And if Nixon ran against trump, I would probably vote for him.
6Buckle up, I agree this is not yet the bottom. This Administration reminds me of the Disney ride, The Tower of Terror–ride drops you halfway, eases your fear by bringing you up a flight or two, only to drop you to the basement level.
7ThrowCaution, but it’s done that over and over and over…. We’ve hit so many basements that we must be near the center of the Earth by now.
8@Papa: I’m sure Chancellor Merkel knows that most American presidents (even Bush, though he wasn’t much on brains) are decent people; but if she thinks of Trump as a creep and a horse’s patoot, she’s trying to be polite.
9At some point Angela Merkel has to think to herself, “Germany surrendered over 70 years ago. When are they going to stop attacking me?”
10Revolting, but do remember Newsweek ain’t what it useta be…
11Occasionally I opine that this person or that person needs, rather than a fist in the face, a bullet in the brain. Corey Lewandowski’s name winds up near the top of that list nearly every time I mention it.
12Micr, need me to “hold your beer?” Corey is definitely a leading candidate for entry into a jaw relocation program. He’s the sort of jerk that makes parsing a civil sentence impossible, so I’ll stop now …
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