Best Headline This Whole Week

October 01, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Here ya go.

 

Oh my Lord, it was Animal House except cruel.

Okay, this suite mate (not actually roommate) doesn’t know if Kavanaugh did it, but you kinda can tell that he suspects Kavanaugh did.

This is the week where everybody jumps on Kav you know except for, you know, Lindsey Graham and PJ.

Perjury and Other Mild Missteps.

October 01, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Well, it appears that Jeff Flake answered the question, “If Kavanaugh is shown to have lied to the committee, nomination’s over?”  His answer?  “Oh, yes.”

Watch your step there, little buddy.

Polling has already shown that Republicans don’t care if he lied or even if he assaulted her, they believe he should be confirmed.  Hellfire, they’d confirm him while he was drunk and he and PJ were having themselves a Devil’s Triangle with their daughter.

The Republican party has no moral underpinnings.  The are the party of debt, debauchery, and disapproval.

And they suck.

 

And Then There was the “Love” Thing

October 01, 2018 By: El Jefe

Posted without further comment.

 

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So, Here’s My Question…

October 01, 2018 By: El Jefe

The FBI is now racing to investigate the allegations against Brett Kavanaugh for excessive drinking, sexual assault, and being a general little-rich-boy-elite-asshole.  There’s really no reason to investigate the last claim, though, since he put that characteristic on full display Thursday on national television.  We also really don’t need to investigate his blatant lying, since, again on national television, Kavanaugh lied about not going to parties that he’d already admitted to, and not to the belligerent behavior after excessive drinking for which he was well known. The investigation will go wherever it will go, as long as Trump’s attack dogs stay back.

The question of Kavanaugh’s character is really not my question, though.  My question is, why this guy?  Depending on who you ask, there are about 1.2 million lawyers in the US, and about 800,000 lawyer jobs listed by the Department of Labor.  In terms of judges, there are just under 900 federal judgeships, and who knows how many state and local judges there are all over the country.  There are thousands of law professors and legal scholars.  The supply of possible judges for appointment to the bench is HUGE.  So, why in the hell would Trump and the invertebrate Republicans nominate and then support this one guy in the face of unrelenting opposition?  Did they not vet him AT ALL?

I personally believe that Kavanaugh was selected by Trump simply because he’s the biggest asshole that Trump could identify on the Federalist Society list of approved assholes.  Trump LOVES to piss people off, so he characteristically picked the one guy pretty much guaranteed to piss off the most people, as well as invigorating his own base of assholes.  However, like everything else Trump does, (like separating families at the border) he didn’t think this one through or allow his staff to actually do any vetting of the potential nominee.  His amount of vetting consisted of, “Is he a white man?  Did he go to Harvard or Yale? Is he a radical partisan who hates normal people? Is he a flaming asshole? If so, I’m good to go with this guy.”

What Trump didn’t anticipate, though, is that the ground beneath him is shifting.  Normal Americans appear to be awakening from a decades-long political coma, waking up to the issues of social justice, equality, racial justice, and the #metoo movement.  When Blasey Ford and other assault victims stood up in opposition, motivated supporters leapt to their feet to add volume. Had it not been for Jeff Flake retiring from office, the effort probably would not have been as effective, but the stars aligned, and it was. Kavanaugh’s fast track to the Court is stymied.  Let’s not kid ourselves, though; we are still fighting an uphill battle against the GOP populating the Supreme Court with one more asshole, but at least there is a battle.

Time to keep standing.

Willie and Beto

September 30, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

If you live in a foreign state, you may not have heard that Willie and Beto drew the second largest political rally crowd in American history.  They came in second to Barack Obama’s crowd in Portland in 2008. They estimate that between 55,000 – 60,000 people came to hear Willie Nelson and Beto O’Rourke in Austin this weekend.

 

 

And … 155,000 were live streaming it.  If you missed it, you also missed Willie’s piano player, his 87 year old sister Bobbie, who still travels with him and the best damn harmonica player ever, Mickey Raphael.

And Willie wrote a new song.  You’re gonna love it.

 

 

I love yew, Texas.

By the way, Trump is coming for Ted Cruz and said he would fill the biggest stadium in Texas. Kyle field in College Station holds 106,511 people.  I’m thinking maybe Trump meant the average little league baseball stadium.

 

Disqualified

September 29, 2018 By: El Jefe

One didn’t need to watch a minute of the Senate Circus (formerly known as the Judiciary Committee) to know that Brett Kavanaugh is probably the worst Supreme Court pick in the modern era.  Republicans, hearing the blue wave approaching, are frantic to get as many deplorables on the federal bench as possible before they fade into the minority; the problem is that Trump picked the wrong guy.  Kavanaugh was nominated for one reason and one reason only – he’s a hack.  Almost all of his legal career has been as a political operative, giving cover for GWB and his invade-then-torture tactics and later assisting in packing the courts with other radical partisans.  He’s being jammed down Americans’ throats right now because he’ll do the bidding of his masters, overturning decades of legal precedent, further eroding our fragile democracy.  I vehemently disagree with judges like Roberts, Alito, and Gorsuch, but their legal qualifications and knowledge are considerable.  Kavanaugh, though, like Clarence Thomas, is singularly unqualified for a seat on the highest court in the land.  That’s why the Repubs had concealed over 90% of his record and were racing to a confirmation vote when Dr. Blasey Ford showed up and tossed a broom handle into their spokes.

There’s an old lawyer adage of, “When the facts are on your side, pound the facts. When the law is on your side, pound the law. When neither is on you side, pound the table.”  What you saw Thursday after Dr. Blasey Ford’s almost impeccable appearance before the committee was just that – table pounding.  Kavanaugh came completely unglued. Blasey Ford made him look like the towel-snapping frat boy that he is, and he knew he’d been had.  His only hope was to get through to a quick vote, but as that crumbled before his eyes, his true nature came out in full fury.  In declarations I don’t believe I’ve ever heard from any judicial nominee, he actually attacked Democrats on the committee and even remarkably dragged the Clintons into it.  To me, if there ever was the fatal mistake, that was it.  Judges, even though we know it’s not true, are supposed to be above politics.  They’re supposed to be impartial. In his desperation to defend the indefensible, Kavanaugh allowed his radical partisanship to show – and he did it on national television.  Combine his horrible performance with the line of accusers forming behind Blasey Ford, the chances for a quick confirmation faded, especially after wavering Jeff Flake was cornered in a Senate elevator by a sobbing survivor of sexual assault.

That’s about the time that Republicans started pounding the table.  Every single one of them, all white and all male, shouted and gnashed their teeth.  Their voices trembled with rage as their smash and grab theft of another Supreme Court seat was stymied.

Who knows what’s going to come of this catastrophe.  Republicans have shown themselves to simply be stooges for the worst president in US history, possessing neither shame or backbone.  They are willing to sacrifice our republic to perpetuate their own power and their own twisted world view.  Worse, their nominee for the highest court in the land is the same.  He’s a spoiled little rich kid who started life on third base who’s goal is to keep normal people from getting to first base.  If he gets to the court, you can kiss the principles of fair play, equality, privacy, and voting rights goodbye.