How many times do you have to type white power for autocorrect to change white powder to white power?

In case any of you are wondering why I’m working my patootie off during early voting, I have a picture I want to share with you.

This is Pete Olson, my Congressman, who has only passed three pieces of legislation since he took office in 2009, and two of those were to name post offices.  I’m not kidding.

He’s goofy, y’all, and it ain’t getting better.

In June of 2017, Olson opined on a talk radio show …

Olson speculated on local radio that in that conversation, Clinton admitted he was a party to the 1993 death of White House aide Vincent Foster and essentially threatened some similar form of retribution against Lynch if she did not drop an investigation into former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s email server.

And then last month, speaking at a dinner for people from India, he announced that Pakistanis flew airplanes into the World Trade Center.  There was a recording, which helped refresh Olson’s memory of the speech, and he admitted that he “misspoke.”

He is goofy and if all that doesn’t convince you, look at this.  It’s his picture from the Trump rally.  And yes, his eyes look like that all the time, and yes, he really wore that hat.

Go Sri Preston Kulkarni.  He even looks like a congressman except, you know, better.

Have you ever wondered how Ted Cruz can be both against eliminating pre-existing conditions and for eliminating pre-existing conditions?

The picture at the top was the one Ted tweeted out about his rally this morning.

The bottom was tweeted out by someone else.

Yep.  That’s how he does it. Smoke and mirrors.

Okay, Guys, I think whoever did this has a goal of creating chaos at election time.

Second, for Donald Trump to say we need to unify as if bullyism and threats of violence are being caused by both sides, is insane.  When you create a social structure based on threats of violence and hate, then you encourage this kind of stuff.

And, by the way, this kind of stuff is terrorism.

The United States Secret Service intercepted two “suspicious packages” addressed to former President Barack Obama and 2016 Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton earlier this week, the agency said Wednesday.

I’m not saying that Giuliani did it but it’s kinda like when you hear your kids playing loudly in the other room and all of a sudden, it gets silent. You know something bad happen or is fixing to happen.

I’ve been wondering about that with Rudy.

You know you have, too.

UPDATED:  Now it’s CNN.

Houston Police ride horses when patrolling downtown.  So, it’s still possible to step in horse poop while wearing your Brooks Brothers suit.

Someone caught this video of Alex Jones yesterday on his way to the Trump rally.  He’s talking to some horse hockey and has his own personal cameraman videoing it and then other people video the video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQijrunzYeI

Yes, he is calling the poop Beto O’Rourke and appears to be lecturing him.  Who, incidentally, at this exact time was talking to a crowd of about 500 people from the back of a pick-up truck right across the street from the Dairy Queen in my town.