See, It Used To Be Unacceptable To Say These Things, But Oh Hell, Donald Trump Is President Now
Aladamnbama, of course.
Some old codger in Alabama inherited a newspaper from his father. Too damn bad his dad wasn’t in the Jiffy Lube business instead.
The editor of a small-town Alabama newspaper published an editorial calling for “the Ku Klux Klan to night ride again” against “Democrats in the Republican Party and Democrats [who] are plotting to raise taxes in Alabama.”
He said they could clean up DC. When asked what he means by “clean up,” everybody already new the answer.
We’ll get the hemp ropes out, loop them over a tall limb and hang all of them,” Sutton said.
That dude needs to smoke the rope and take a nap.
When asked if he recognized the KKK as a racist and violent organization, Sutton disagreed, comparing the Klan to the NAACP.
“A violent organization? Well, they didn’t kill but a few people,” Sutton said. “The Klan wasn’t violent until they needed to be.”
It used to be that shameful talk was not tolerated in polite society. But, hell, now they put in the newspapers.
I bet this guy is on the front row of the Baptist Church every Sunday and claims to believe in the Constitution and Donald Trump.
Thanks to everybody for the heads up.
No Shoot, Sherlock.
Get a load of this court document …
My, My, My
I have to confess that we have a swankier omelet bar in my hometown and I live in a little town in damn Texas.
Honey, that has all the elegance of a bowling alley. Except bowling alleys usually have cleaner carpet.
Somebody Had To Be First
Well, you knew it was coming … the first scam PAC of the 2020 election.
So encourage all your Republican friends to donate to the Reelect Trump PAC, because Trump and his campaign will never see a penny of it.
How do I know that? Because Peter Joshua LaBreck has spent the majority of his adult life in the custody of the Michigan prison system, and at least some of it in the mental health section.
So, best I can figure, Peter LaBreck has figured out a way to rob people legally. That makes him a Republican.
Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.
You Just Can’t Make this Up
File under You Can’t Make this Up, the almost new Attorney General, Bill Barr, has a son in law named Tyler McGauhey is leaving the Justice Department to avoid conflicts of interest with Barr when he’s confirmed. Where’s he going, you ask? To the White House, of course, to work for White House counsel to fight off the Russia investigation. That’s right, folks, the new Attorney General’s son-in-law will be helping Trump…against the Justice Department.