February 18, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
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I can’t make out the text on the poster behind the omelet maker. Anybody? And what’s that garment in the near chair?!??
1Poster says: Can you walk the walk?
2Motel 6 in the bad part of town is better.
3Having been in my share of country club omlet bars (that usually offered a slew of other selections). I can attest that really does look like a bowllng alley. The surprise is it hasn’t been painted gold. At home to find the morning layout we’d follow the smell of hot, sticky cinnamon rolls. They are to this day, 70 years later, a a staple at that club. Another surprise is there isn’t a stack of McDonald’s boxes.
4Wyatt Earl:
5What’s on that chair?
Looks like a golf glove and a jock strap.
That thing on the chair! It looks mighty darn personal! Yuck!
6Wyatt Earl:
7Oh my, I just noticed his favorite condiment, ketchup.
Oh my. Even with my glasses on and not until I enlarged the photo did I recognize the old coot! Lots of ketchup and where’s that ever-present down-the-neck hair? In a bun under the cap? Beige is not his color.
8OMG I think it’s a truss.
On “vacation” he doesn’t work hard on the orange makeup, does he?
9Definitely cheap motel chain swanky.
10FYI: you have to pay $200,000 for the access to sashay up to that foreign cook’s beat up omelette bar that serves eggs with ketchup. Someone zoomed in on Trump’s face …there’s a glow in the dark white rectangular gap on his cheek that’s missing his daily makeup….like he fell asleep on cell phone while being sprayed.
Want to see them choke?…ask a Trump voter while their mouth is full why a Trump voter is so enamored by this man who wears makeup and hair spray…while at the same time will go nuclear with homophobic rage over men who wear makeup and hairspray.
11A golf cap and a golf glove are on the club chair. Still life in beige and banal.
12On the chair: part of the outfit from a Michael Jackson impersonator? (who probably wore blackface)
The poster: looks like a version of an ad when he hawked for Walgreens:
13http://www.allthosethingsilove.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/photo-41.jpg
I downloaded and enhanced the image. I still can’t tell exactly what is in the chair. I’d say wearing a latex glove, it should be picked up a deposited in the large trash can by the door. (Like flies in your omelet?)
The buffet is constructed of an inexpensive grade of plywood. The figure on the front could be handmade or it could be a stock molding from some kitchen store. Idk for certain.
The carpet is stained. My little bride couldn’t identify the carpet pattern, which means it is either before 1973 or so or rarely sold. She knows her carpeting. She used to PM remodels on suburban branch banks.
The pan appears to me to have burnt on grease/food spills. My camping gear, which I started collecting in 1964 looks approximately the same. I spilled the grease down the sides from a couple pounds of ground beef, and the pan has never cleaned up shiny since.
Back in the Apprentice days, I think I recall the sitting president doing a recruiting poster for Walgreens that resembled the poster. Gag me.
14That is the brim of a cap (upside down) with a perforated golf glove in it.
15Yep….birch veneer plywood, stock molding. No vent-a-hood, so the smell of hot oil would be everywhere. But….but….isn’t that Heinz ketchup? And wouldn’t the Heinz family be good democrats? Somebody in procurement bought the wrong thing!
[I still remember Sen. Heinz’ comments from the well of the Senate when the Reagan administration proposed allowing ketchup and relish to be considered ‘vegetables’ for school lunch nutrition standards….”I believe I know a little something about ketchup, and it is NOT a vegetable!”] Gotta love GOP administrations!
16note the cheap wavy plastic on the poster of himself
17must be a classy joint. All the men are wearing hats indoors.
18Unless they’re transgender, then I’m not so sure about etiquette rules.
I was not sure it was him. He looks thinner than he does in a suit. Does he really stand waiting on his food like a normal person? I thought he would be seated with undocumented people serving him. That is a weird patch of skin on his left cheek (the face one). The place does not look very nice.
19How to handle a national emergency: take long weekends in Florida, play some golf, enjoy a nice omelet.
Because it’s an emergency.
20The only emergency needed is a large sinkhole opening up on the golf course, directly below Donnie.
21Trump’s sweats courtesy of the Omar the Tentmaker collection.
22Reagan – after he became president I don’t recall seeing photos of him next to a poster of Bedtime For Bonzo, or other “B” movies he starred in. But… at least he starred in movies.
Queen Victoria – on the PBS series last night the queen was horrified that private family sketches were released for the general public to see. She was concerned it would remove a layer of regal mystery.
And we have Trump. Still proudly displaying a 10 year old poster of himself in an advertisement. He’s become the man behind the curtain who is so lazy, he can no longer be bothered with the curtain.
23Oh, it’s omelets. I thought he was making donnie a hamberder.
That thing on the chair – a Depends?
24The “uncensored” version:
https://tinyurl.com/y42y4v2l
See top left of photo…
25I can’t believe that’s actually Trumpy – too thin ….
26Doctored picture, no question about it. Trump hasn’t had that svelte a profile in 30 years—some photo technician shaved a good 80 pounds off of him. Another day, another humiliation.
27https://www.facebook.com/anxfreedom/photos/a.369209113264748/1092074434311542/?type=3&theater
Only one of these photos can be real. Take your pick.
28It still chaps me every time I see Cheetolini sully the magnificent Maralago. I grew up in West Palm, was acquainted with Mrs. Post through her sponsorship of the Royal Poinciana Ballet, and was very familiar with the “neighborhood” since there were still a few public beaches nearby.
29Maralago was NEVER supposed to be on the market because Mrs. Post bequeathed it to the state to be used as a place to hold charity events, etc. One of Florida’s brilliant governors sold the place off to Trump and Palm Beach hasn’t been the same since. Remember, this place is so stuffy you cannot by law, hang clothes out to dry even if you can’t see them from the road.
Trump immediately wanted a helipad installed, and don’t even get me started on that stupid gigantic flag.
Until Trump moved in, the old Palm Beachers thought the Kennedys were the epitome of Rich White Trash. I have to hand it to the Donald–that’s one thing that he has actually been successful at.
What, no waffle maker?
30Golf gloves and cap are in the chair. And yes it does look like a bowling alley.
31Omelet bar? Isn’t that like gas station sushi?
32Yeah, but I bet you don’t have a picture of preznit s**tstain behind the bar.
33I thought the thing on the chair was his discarded truss, since he lets it all hang out on vacation. I am no elitist, but I would walk right past that “omelet” station, it’s creepy, especially since they don’t mind underwear just laying around, and yes, wearing hats indoors.
34Have read before that the Mar-A-Pendejo resort food ops had failed health inspections a number of times.
So maybe thar be some ‘Monctezuma’s Revenge’ lurking in Comrade Bonespurs diet? One can hope… (Whut? no food taster? Although the cook looks like light-duty SS.)
Donnei looks like he’s got a bad hangover, and where is his orangy mane, hiding under his cap? Or he left it in his room on the nightstand?
What’s with the plaque above the wide open wheelie-bin by the doorway? All I can make out is the year 2010 and some seal thing. An award for ‘outstanding omelet bar of 2010’?
What the heck is an ‘omelet bar’ anyway, when did they become thing? I used to be a ‘road warrior’ about a third of many years, if not in corp apts, stayed at Residence/Hampton Inns, etc.; they all served breakfast to guests, but don’t recall it labeled an ‘omelet bar’. Sounds like marketing hype.
35Everybody shill out about the ketchup bottles, they are only a WALL to hide the Tabasco tm. There just might be some class in that joint.
36Another take on that cheezy omelet cooking station: it appears to be of a moveable nature that normally resides outside in the rain.
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