Louie! UPDATED!

April 15, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Let’s start off the week before Easter with an Easter egg hunt.  You can search Louie Gohmert’s campaign expenditures for this cycle.

Here’s what Alfredo found —

 

 

The boy likes his eatin’ meetin’s.  By the way, barbeque is spelled with a damn Q.

And he apparently loves his bank. I have never seen service charges like this on any other campaign expenditures.

 

 

You can trip on over there and see what you can find.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.

And here is Southside Bank’s fee schedule.  Thanks to Fred Farklestone for the heads up on this.

 

You’re On, Sarah, Let’s Have a Smartness Contest

April 14, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Okay, so there’s a brand new reason why congress cannot have Trump’s taxes: They are are not smart enough to understand them.

Sarah Sanders this morning on Fox News.

“I don’t think Congress, particularly not this group of congressmen and women, are smart enough to look through the thousands of pages that I would assume President Trump’s taxes will be,” Sanders told “Fox News Sunday.”

She added: “My guess is most of them don’t do their own taxes, and I certainly don’t trust them to look through the decades of success that the president has and determine anything.”

Sarah, Honey, I would not get into a smart-match with Trump and anybody.  He better bring a cushion because he’s gonna get a butt whippin’.

Tomorrow the excuse will be that he’s not finished with this year’s taxes because he lost his crayons.

Thanks to Epp for the heads up.

The Long, Slow Death of Newt Gingrich

April 14, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Newt’s political relevance has hit bottom and keeps digging.

The one constant is that he’s still stiffing his creditors.

 

 

That’s a whole bunch of red numbers for a guy who claims fiscal responsibility.

But the interesting thing is that he no longer reports any income from renting his e-mail list. The last time it generated any money was last April when it produced an anemic $340.

Only five years ago, In 2014, his e-mail list was still generating half a million dollars a quarter.

Newt supporters – like Trump supporters – die every day.  Nobody wants to buy a list of dead people.

Too bad. So sad.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.

Stunning

April 12, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Well, let’s just click our heels together and dance the happy dance that Democrats elected a mess of really smart young women to congress who came to do good.

Enjoy Jamie Dimon having to think about being part of the working poor.

 

 

Bless his heart.  He’s never, ever thought about this before?

 

My Gift To You

April 11, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

The San Angelo police department made an arrest on Monday that has generated some interest.

Please get some popcorn and sit back and read the comments on their Facebook page.

Enjoy.

Look Out! Louie Gohmert Has Competition.

April 11, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

What Rolling Stone Magazine calls “quite possibly the dumbest moment in congressional history” is a conversation between Republican Rep. Thomas Massie of Kentucky and former Senator John Kerry.  See if you can guess who is the dumb one.  Hint: it’s the same one who doesn’t believe in climate change.

 

 

Humans can’t be responsible for the climate change because the climate was a mess a billion years before we got here.