A few nights ago, the first grader in my life Facetimed me with a You Tube that’s the new best thing in first grade. His Dad picked him up from school and the little guy couldn’t wait to show his Dad. He cannot even watch it without howling with laughter.

https://twitter.com/shrimpjaj/status/1296892397951922176?s=21

My first grader does imitations of this guy imitating Donald Trump, but his imitation is interrupted with giggles.

And then this morning, one of my favorite cartoonists jumps in.

And the other cool thing in first grade? A jingle that goes like this:  “Donald Trump? Let’s kick his butt all the way to Pizza Hut.”

First grade is cool.

A new Republican billboard in Pennsylvania.

It used to be that they only misspelled their signs all on their own. Now they do it by committee.  With irony.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Well, the NRA filed their reports and John Cornyn better not be counting on them.

You can see it for yourself and see who else is getting screwed if you click here.

I’m just sure it was more important for Wayne LaPierre to keep his girlfriend in a fancy apartment near the headquarters than help John Cornyn.  At least, I think it was.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up. 

The AP has a very cool story trying to explain what happened to all the money Trump raised to run for president this time.

We’re talking about a billion dollars.  It’s hard to spend a billion dollars, even if you do have kinky perversion about gold plated crap.

Trump bought a $10 million Super Bowl ad when he didn’t yet have a challenger. He tapped his political organization to cover exorbitant legal fees related to his impeachment. Aides made flashy displays of their newfound wealth — including a fleet of luxury vehicles purchased by Brad Parscale, his former campaign manager.

Meanwhile, a web of limited liability companies hid more than $310 million in spending from disclosure, records show.

That’s the bottom line – he doesn’t know how to spend money.  That’s why his businesses go under and his creditors are left holding an empty bag.

And that’s what we will be holding when he leaves office.

One other thing.  Thelma pointed out to me that we’re either gonna see a massive upheaval in December or a whine that just won’t quit.  So, we’re ordering shirts that say, “Shuddup, Man” printed on them as election celebration gifts.

I’m telling you the truth, it’ll be a bridge I’ll gladly cross.  He can throw as much broken glass on there as he wants, I’ll still cross it.

Holy crap.

No, no, seriously, Trump is now demanding that Barr investigate.

“We have got to get the attorney general to act. He’s got to act and he’s got to act fast,” Trump said on “Fox & Friends,” citing a New York Post report about Hunter Biden’s business dealings. Trump called on Barr to “appoint somebody” to handle the matter.

“This is major corruption and this has to be known about before the election,” Trump said.

A week and half is plenty of time to investigate complicated international espionage, computers left at repair shops, Rudy G’s sweet dreams, child pornography, basements of pizza parlors, and God only knows what else Trump is going to come up with.

The only people I know who believe the computer lap story are old people who still use AOL.  The Russians gave that computer to Rudy and he had to hunt down a computer repairman in Delaware to come up with a story.

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A shout-out to this poor man who somehow plucked up the courage to get out of the house and get himself a Subway sandwich.

This is Trump’s America, y’all.