Outsmart

March 08, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

It’s that time again.

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  1. Malarkey says:

    Where DO you get your insults??? I LOVE them!

    “…so dense that light bends around him.”

    I snorted my beverage!

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  2. Malarkey, you should know better than to expose your nose to those pesky beverages when you’re reading Susan’s columns.

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  3. That was another good one.

    Malarkey, my favorite one of her insults– can’t remember who was being savaged– was “a woman so ugly that your clothes wrinkle when she walks past you, and please, a woman cannot get that ugly by accident.”

    I also rather liked “as useful as a screen door on a submarine.”

    She reminds me that I liked to watch Dan Rather on election nights, because when that Texas boy went off-script you didn’t know what he was gonna come out with.

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  4. Linda Phipps says:

    “… light bends around him…”. I gotta steal that one.

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  5. ON behalf of all the physicists in my family who are too busy to read your column, gracias, Juanita Jean!

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  6. I really think one of us here (not me, I am snowed under) should compile all of JJ’s witticisms, snarky descriptions, etc., and publish a book.

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  7. Tilphousia says:

    Your OutSmart columns make my week. In fact, I now get the magazine in my inbox just to keep up with the more fun side of Houston. And since a dear friend loves it but never remembers to sign on, send him every issue. My friend is fulfilling one of the items on my bucket list. I want to go to a really good drag show. Thanks, thanks, thanks, Susan

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