March 08, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Where DO you get your insults??? I LOVE them!
“…so dense that light bends around him.”
I snorted my beverage!
1Malarkey, you should know better than to expose your nose to those pesky beverages when you’re reading Susan’s columns.
2That was another good one.
Malarkey, my favorite one of her insults– can’t remember who was being savaged– was “a woman so ugly that your clothes wrinkle when she walks past you, and please, a woman cannot get that ugly by accident.”
I also rather liked “as useful as a screen door on a submarine.”
She reminds me that I liked to watch Dan Rather on election nights, because when that Texas boy went off-script you didn’t know what he was gonna come out with.
3“… light bends around him…”. I gotta steal that one.
4ON behalf of all the physicists in my family who are too busy to read your column, gracias, Juanita Jean!
5I really think one of us here (not me, I am snowed under) should compile all of JJ’s witticisms, snarky descriptions, etc., and publish a book.
6Your OutSmart columns make my week. In fact, I now get the magazine in my inbox just to keep up with the more fun side of Houston. And since a dear friend loves it but never remembers to sign on, send him every issue. My friend is fulfilling one of the items on my bucket list. I want to go to a really good drag show. Thanks, thanks, thanks, Susan
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