On Suicide Watch, Epstein Commits Suicide – Sure…

August 10, 2019 By: El Jefe Category: Dumpster Fire, Trump

Jeffrey Epstein, being held for trial in a jail in Manhattan was found dead in his cell this morning.  Wait – what?  I thought he was on suicide watch.  At minimum, the guys doing the watching suck at their jobs.  At worst this is just plain old stink to high heaven fishy.  Part of Epstein’s record was released just yesterday revealing just how bad this guy was, even containing details of how young girls were recruited for him at Mara Lago.  Yes, THAT Mara Lago.

It’s not unreasonable to believe that this was an, uhm…”assisted suicide” to get rid of him before the sordid details of his and Trump’s relationship spilled out all over the floor during his trial.  Based on Trump’s 40 year reputation for loving young girls, it’s not a stretch to imagine Trump being right in the middle of Epstein’s activities.

Is this just another flare up in the Trumpster Fire that is the current infestation of the White House, or will this one matter?  I’m not holding my breath.

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0 Comments to “On Suicide Watch, Epstein Commits Suicide – Sure…”


  1. The Liberal says:

    Good news! Bill Clinton and Alan Dershowitz can FINALLY have a good night’s rest.

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  2. Jane & PKM says:

    Expect a jurisdiction turf war. Epstein died in a federal facility. But a suspicious death on NY soil could be investigated by Leticia James, NY State AG. Or, Bill Low Barr has already sent in a team to collect/destroy evidence. Few details. Anticipate a camera ‘malfunction’ and a covfefe of disinformation.

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  3. Jane & PKM says:

    fwiw It was Jeffrey Epstein.

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  4. `I don’t mind going if a lunch is provided,’ observed the gentleman with the excrescence on his nose. `But I must be fed, if I make one.’ Another laugh. `Well, I am the most disinterested among you, after all,’ said the first speaker,’ for I never wear black gloves, and I never eat lunch. But I’ll offer to go, if anybody else will.

    Charles Dickens

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  5. Perhaps someone at the prison was paid off to help him with the rope? To be sure those who parcipated with Epstein or connected to him are relieved he’s dead. That would include the Rump.

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  6. Dang fingers! participated, that is

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  7. The problem is that being gaslit by Dotard and the flying @$$monkeys makes us ready to expect a conspiracy…

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  8. Linda Phipps says:

    What Jane & PKM say (#1) is probably right on the money.

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  9. Russian assisted suicide.

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  10. I can’t wait for the redacted coroner’s report.

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  11. Grandma Ada says:

    Miami Herald reported he was scheduling four girls a day! He was 66! What kind or pills was he taking?

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  12. When I checked in with Twitter this morning Clinton This & Clinton That lit up the trending page. Filled with short repetitious, patriotic bot comments. Somebody in Russia is getting overtime pay.

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  13. Marcia in CO says:

    Who the heck is Mark Epstein?
    So long to a super pervert … never heard how he managed to off himself, just glad he’s gone to hell … the devil is doing a happy dance!

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  14. From Vox:

    Adam Klasfeld, a reporter for Courthouse News, wrote Saturday a legal expert told him Epstein’s death will likely make it difficult for Epstein’s high-profile friends to block any evidence found during a search of his home that incriminates them.

    According to the expert, Epstein was the only person who could legally challenge the search warrant that authorized the review of his home; due to his death, “everything will be admissible against any other defendant without a possibility of a motion to suppress.” This would suggest others, like Maxwell, could be implicated in the crimes Epstein stood accused of, should evidence emerge that indicates wrongdoing.

    Attorney Lisa Bloom, who represents many of Epstein victims, told NBC News Saturday that she and those she represents plan to continue their civil cases against Epstein’s estate: “Victims deserve to be made whole for the lifelong damage he caused. We’re just getting started.”

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  15. If he suicided then I’m Queen Of The May.

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  16. Elizabeth2 says:

    Epstein had a lot of money, and nobody seems to know where it came from. I’m theorizing ahead of my evidence, of course, but I’m getting a strong whiff of blackmail. There are photographs of somebody somewhere.

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  17. Marcia in CO says:
    Who the heck is Mark Epstein?

    Maybe he was one of the many 5th Beatles, perhaps Brian Epstein’s cousin?

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  18. What could go wrong, this was a Barr controlled prison and we know he is Drumpf’s personal lawyer.
    Also a tidbit, Trump met Melania at Epsteins parties.

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  19. @Joe Hill

    Nah. Russians use Polonium-210. Inmates mort theirownselves using their pants and the bunk or door.

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  20. Sam in Superior says:

    Trump got away with murder two weekends in a row. It helps to have a soulless AG who is an active participant in covering up criminal activity.

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  21. thatotherjean says:

    According to the noon news, Jeffrey Epstein was back in his regular cell, and had been off suicide watch for some time–so it’s possible that he killed himself. I can see a man used to all the comforts money could buy not wanting to spend his remaining years in a jail cell, especially considering the new release of information concerning him. But I’m sure that a good many of his friends will sleep better tonight, knowing that he’s dead.

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  22. charles phillips says:

    Well, of course one should wait until the investigation is complete before passing judgement, but my money says it was a hit.

    Not only that, but any investigation done by DoJ is suspect. They will say, essentially, that “he committed suicide, but we can’t show you the data. At all. Ever. Not even a redacted version.”

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  23. Went directly to the thought of ‘who offed this scumbag’ when I read the headline this morning. But once my dose of caffeine hit, another thought hit me. Even though a scumbag, he had to have some smarts creating this monstrosity of a network. Is it too hard to think that he might have a bit of ‘insurance’ when dealing with the likes of who he was supplying.

    Wonder if there is a ‘tell all’ floating out there that is triggered by his sudden or suspicious death?

    Maybe too much caffeine this morning. Or been reading too many thrillers of late…

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  24. He’s probably somewhere outside the US jurisdiction having a massage as we speak. He surely had a LOT of dirt on a LOT of power players… sounds like a primo insurance policy. But we will never know. Seems “truth” isn’t here anymore.

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  25. In all the conspiracy theories flying around about how the rich and powerful would want to shut Epstein up permanently, none seem to bring up the fact that the FBI seized all those DVDs from his home safe that look suspiciously like extortion material.

    The Justice Department doesn’t need Epstein to continue criminal investigations.

    There’s also his accomplice.

    According to CNN research, about 18% of people kill themselves when they are on suicide watch in prison. It only takes a couple minutes, and current standards are check once every fifteen.

    With the ol’ twenty-four hour rule in play, for now I’m just going to go with “sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.”

    After all, it could have been the second shooter on the grassy knoll, or maybe he ran off with Elvis.

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  26. @JPKM – My bad. Corrected.

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  27. Has Epstein ‘s body actually been seen? Is he dead or was he spirited out on a stretcher?

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  28. Frankie Pentageli had a visit from Tom Hagen.

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  29. “Representative Lois Frankel is calling for Congress to launch investigations into sexual abuse and trafficking accusations against Jeffrey Epstein following his death.”

    According to the MSN article: “Epstein’s death stops the criminal case being built against him and freezes all investigations tied to it.”

    How monumentally convenient for his fellow pedophiles and assorted perverted friends. The sighs of relief after hearing the news must have been thunderous!

    If Barr is going to be running the *investigation* they ought just to confirm upfront he committed suicide and save the taxpayers the cost of the investigation which won’t be worth the paper it is printed on.

    I wonder who was involved in this assisted suicide.

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  30. The big question: Did Epstein save Ivanka from ruination?

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  31. If a video surfaces of Trump raping a child? Yeah, this one will matter.

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  32. Sandridge says:

    James @25,
    One little eensy problem, the nasty fly in the ointment IS “The Justice Department”…

    The thoroughly corrupted current DoJ isn’t going to “to continue criminal investigations” into this whole sordid matter, no way, no how.
    There are far too many ‘friends of Trump’, and RAT45 himself in it, up to their sorryass ears in this muck [‘drain the swamp’, bwahaha].
    Comrade Donnei’s predilections for ‘young stuff’ and kinky perversions have been rumored for decades.

    With Mr. Lowest Barr at DoJ, Moscow Mitch stuffing the courts with corrupt RWNJ judges, intelligence divisions and LEOs being warped to serve traitors, other parts of our governments getting laid to waste, these bastards are going to get away with it all.

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  33. charles phillips says:

    Sandridge @28,
    Yes. All that, and more.

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  34. @Jaime #29,

    I think it other crimes committed by other criminals are uncovered by the grand jury investigation, they don’t get a pass if the original criminal isn’t charged. Those other pedos would be charged separately in any case…

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  35. My money is on Letitia James.

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  36. Opinionated Hussy says:

    @ thatotherjeansays is correct. Friend of mine who used to work in psych in prisons says it sounds like Epstein lied his way off suicide watch so he could do this, and nothing will stop a determined suicide. No pedophile wants to face prison, particularly one used to the lap of luxury. No conspiracy theory necessary.

    And folks up-thread are right. Video evidence is still in hand and Epstein isn’t needed to pursue those cases. Get your popcorn ready…go, Letitia!

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  37. Suicide watches cost money. Never knew that. Consequently, they are never really embraced by any prison system. Well, you gotta admit that it was Epstein’s love of money and all the evil power it could get him, and frankly, it really, really got him!

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  38. So tRump orders more work-place raids this weekend. Another diversion scheme. And why aren’t the owners of these companies, who recruited the workers, arrested? Whoops, I bought in to the diversion.

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  39. I’d like to see some confirmation that there IS a body. And that he didn’t get shipped off to some nice comfy far away retirement compound. Epstein may have had some “insurance policies” if something happened to him.

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  40. Jeez, you guys are as conspiracy minded as a Russian troll fram and the storm front people on City Data politics and the controversy.

    He did himself in. Just my .02.

    He couldn’t face the rest of his horn dog self in solitary.

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  41. Jane & PKM says:

    Crone@40, we hope your .02 is correct. I’d like to be wrong this time; sometimes being right hurts more. There are some legal blogs being relatively optimistic that w/o Epstein to object some of those involved will go to trial and because they lack standing, they’ll face the full wrath of any implicating documents taken from Epstein’s house. So if Epstein died by his own hand, that would be encouraging as to how damaging those documents might be.

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  42. Ted in Austin says:

    Looks like our gubmint has had the capacity to kill without evidence for decades. https://citizentruth.org/cia-heart-attack-gun/amp/

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  43. Ted in Austin @42 Let us count the ways…

    This is a 1973 film clip of beginning and ending scenes from: Executive Action, which starred Burt Lancaster and Robert Ryan.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=py6n6KWXLYI

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  44. First remember how much Trump projects, assigning his faults to others, then think of Pizzagate, where Hillary was supposed to be trafficking children.

    Coincidence?

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  45. My two scents – Frankincense and Lavender – seriously though:

    1. He was in a Federal Prison – this is under our gumments controls. Really Trump do the Clintons have that much power and if they do why are you still walking around?
    2. Ooooh didn’t he or didn’t he – Billy Barr where for art thou?
    https://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/2019/08/bill-barr-allegedly-made-secret-visit-to-jail-before-epsteins-death-somethings-not-right-there/
    3. Now that Epstein is dead – hell everything can be released – go for it New York!!!!
    4. If he did off himself, understandable – he was looking at a lifetime of small cell in solitary FOREVER!!!

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  46. it was suicide watch, not suicide prevention watch

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  47. As more and more details are revealed, what is there about this that reminds me so much of what happened to Whitey Bulgar after a change was made in his jailing?

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