July 29, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
FAKE NEWS!!! God’s protective hand holds His representative from East Texas so this cannot be real. (I’m sure I’ll have a ticket on the express train to sheol for this).
1To be fair, he doesn’t need a mask – his personality usually keeps the decent people far enough away from him. As to the other azzholes, who cares?
2Fess up, Louie, been dreaming about witches and demons?
3Shouldn’t Louie wear a mask to protect the Covid virus from contamination by the stupid?
4This really does mark an important, critical change in the nature of the virus. Its ability to cross over into reptilians should not be marginalized.
5Wasnt he present in the chamber for the judiciary committee meeting yesterday? Now they are all exposed. I guess he just got tested because he was to be with Trump today.
Nancy
6I hope he walked up and shook hands with Barrff, Jim Jordan and other repugnantican colleagues, talked and sneezed on them. That would have made for a productive day in the House.
7Ahhhh, sweet schadenfreude… now how many Hail Marys is that going to be on top of the Act of Contrition?
8Welcome to Schadenfreude-Fest. Comeuppance Dunking Booth 4 tickets, popcorn for watching recriminations on TV, 2 tickets, wide selection of tears pale ales, smoked What a Turkey legs 3 tickets, crow-eating shows on the hour.
9Wow. He can now contribute to supporting all the right wing talking points. Direct contributions. Step up and join Patrick’s ‘I’ll give my life for the economic opening club’. Then he should volunteer for the test group in any ongoing Hydroxichloriquine study. High dose range since he ones it works.
And since he knows this is all fake, let him come back to Tyler to quarantine On the plane with Trump. While here he should definitely get some local fundraising events going amongst his supporters. Especially his $$ donors.
OK. Got it off my chest. I really hope he does NONE of the above. But daaaam….
10Karma is a Beyotch who never sleeps.
11AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa!!!
12@AlanInHouston, you leave me with nothing to say. That really covers it.
13Now, you know as well as I do that Donnie wouldn’t let him anywhere near him.
Donnie–Da-ha-ha-onie—COVID gonna getcha, Donnie. Heee.
14Hey! I know a Dr who will treat Gohmert Pyle with Alien DNA that will heal him up reeeeeaaaaallll fast!
15I’ve got a syringe and a gallon of bleach. Hang on Louie, I’m on my way with a cure.
16The mills of the gods grind slowly, yet they grind exceeding small
17I wish to salute and give thanks to Louis Gohmert for giving himself up for Dan Patrick’s Just Die Already campaign. A true patriot. Of course he has free access to some of the best health care in the nation so we’re probably stuck with him for a while.
18I hope he develops some of the nastiest symptoms this disease has shown to manifest. Let’s say, oh, about the same degree as Nick Cordero…but he lives. He lives on as an example of why you don’t screw around with science for political gain, because the virus doesn’t care. He is something we point to in the future as “this is why you wear a mask and distance…this is what we are trying to save your stupid, nay-saying, “but my FREEDUMBS” asses from.” Don’t be like Louie, or you might end up like Louie.
19Sadly, the devil takes care of his own
20NYT sez: Democrats were furious at the news, and both parties spent Wednesday morning scrambling to retrace Mr. Gohmert’s steps. The House Judiciary Committee was waiting for official guidance from Congress’s attending physician. It is a daunting task since Mr. Gohmert is a frequent schmoozer who could have come into close contact with dozens of fellow lawmakers and aides this week alone.
Kinda hard to believe there are many people in Congress who have the time to schmooze with Louie.
21Anyone wondering what Commander* Clorox is saying to his aides about contact tracing today? Was that Air Farce 1 flying with a parachute containing Billy Bob Barr dragging along about 400 feet behind the plane?
22What a selfish chowderhead.
Judd Legum
23@JuddLegum
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After testing positive for COVID-19, Gohmert returns to his Capitol Hill office, exposing his staff
Somehow I knew as soon as I read the headline in my news feeder that your probably already heard, but I had to check. Sometimes karma does happen in this lifetime.
“I don’t have the coronavirus, turns out as of yesterday I’ve never had it. But if I get it, you’ll never see me without a mask,” he told CNN in June.
We’ll see…
24The selfishness of conservatives in a nutshell, from Twitter:
Gohmert told staffers IN PERSON in Rayburn that he had Covid.
More from inside Gohmert’s office coming in Playbook PM
Lot of frustration about the Texas Republican.
— Jake Sherman (@JakeSherman) July 29, 2020
25If Covid leaves Louie with cognitive deficits, how will they be able to tell?
26IIRC internal use of UV light was recommended along with disinfectants. So… (I won’t say more in case Mama and Mother mollusk gang up and direct the lightning this afternoon)
27CNBC – Breaking News:
“Oregon and the federal government have reached a deal on the withdrawal of agents from the anti-racism protests in Portland, according to statements released simultaneously by Gov. Kate Brown and the acting secretary of the Department of Homeland Security on Wednesday.”
Another hit for Commander* Clorox. With Billy Bob Barr possibly exposed to COVID-19 by Louie, Donnie* might have a vacancy in the leadership corps of mercenaries.
28Dang, eyesoars, you beat me to it.
29Barr to be tested. https://twitter.com/joshgerstein/status/1288492015123013633?s=20
30Damn! Maybe there is a god after all!
31I go with Moms Mabley’s comment:
32“Don’t say nothing but good of the dead.”
“He’s dead. GOOD!”
Thoughts and prayers. As if.
33AlanInAustin FTW
I only wish the best for Congressman Gohmert. May Louie’s Lord and Savior welcome him swiftly to his reward in His gentle arms.
34The Washington Post sez Gohmert blames the mask for his pox:
“He was NOT admonished for not wearing a mask because he wore a mask at the hearing, unless he was speaking, and has been wearing one which ensures that you touch things and adjust the mask and whatever you might have touched stays on the mask to infect you,” Hair said of Gohmert.
35What are the chances he is negative but Trump just had him told he was positive so he didn’t have to spend the day with him?
36AlaninAustin @#5–I doff my hat to such a spectacular message!
I shake my head in disgust. Yes, he is an uncaring, selfish jerk and even after testing positive, obviously still sees no reason to protect others. I hate that testing positive does not mean one perceives themselves as sick.
And unfortunately, I would like to believe myself above this, I really actually want him with no ability to gasp air so that maybe we have relief from his vitriol and nonsense for a while.
Thanks Karma, can I put in some specific requests for whose next on the political hit list?
37First his ragtag gun toting followers in Tyler attack a Democratic rally, and now he’s got the virus. I can hardly wait to see the headline tomorrow!
38Um, are we supposed to give a rat’s ass?
39If Louie received a test only because of his scheduled flight with Trump on Air Force 1, perhaps Trump makes a rare, valid argument about COVID-19. Maybe we are doing too much testing?
40AlaninAustin-are we sure that COVID can affect reptiles?? Stephen Miller’s wife tested positive and Miller did not appear to have been affected. I am not sure that reptiles are bothered by this virus
41I am reading that he met with Barr after the hearing, maybe we can get a twofer…..
42Anybody hear how Herman Cain is doing ?
43So why does Trump think the American people don’t need testing yes anybody who goes near him does?
Herman Cain has been hospitalized since July 2 and is “receiving oxygen,” but not on a ventilator. I hope y’all appreciate I had to read this at something called the US Sun, a Rupert Murdoch joint.
Now I’m trying to get Louie an appointment with Stella Immanuel, “physician, author, speaker, entrepreneur, deliverance minister, battle ax and God’s weapon of war.” That seems to cover it.
44Also from Jake Sherman- he required his whole staff, including interns, to be at work and some were reprimanded for wearing masks.
https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1288524502649966592?s=20
45Herman 999 Cain has been hospitalized for 3 weeks. Maybe he and Gomey can bunk together in the hospital.
46Glad to hear Barrf did in fact meet face to face with Gomey.
How hypocritical are Repugnanticans? They say dems want to see Covid 19 get worse because it hurts der leader’s reelection chances. Then they go around without masks or distancing. Only fitting if a bunch of them get what they deserve.
Jeez, guys, and I felt guilty about laughing when I read the news …
47I’m feeling generous. I think I’ll send Louie a Wood’s lamp and a jar of Vaseline.
48We are all mean sumbitches! Don’cha just love it?
Louis in ICU with Herman would be awesome karma.
49Now Louie has a a lot more people on Capitol Hill that will be casting aspersions on his asparagus.
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