Omarosa, Cohen and Other Creatures of the From the Creepy Lagoon
You know, it struck me last night that Trump was all screechy and mud hen crazy over his belief that Obama wiretapped him.
Come to find out, Trump was being wiretapped except it was by Omarosa and his own damn lawyer, Michael Cohen. I’m wondering how many other of his friends were wiretapping him that we just haven’t heard about yet.
Melania? Could we be that lucky?
There’s a reason we call her Messy. If or when she decides to unload Donnie, it is certain that divorce will be both costly and messy.
As for the others taping Dotard45, that speaks volumes about Donnie’s business practices. Those who know him best trust him the least. Imagine how many tapes best pal Putie has of the Orange Foolius.
1Recall that any law firm who had experience with Trump would not allow any lawyer to meet with him one-on-one. Cohen’s witness was a tape recorder so his policy was pretty much the same.
As for Milania? Careful what you wish for.
2Kinda off topic, but along the lines of people with whom you might have that sit down dinner at the white table cloth restaurant in Heaven,
I’m having a beer with Presidents Carter and Obama and Obama’s giving me insight into the extraordinary difficulties he encountered as POTUS, and his face gets serious, he takes a drag on his cigarette, lets it go, leans over and says “Yeah I wiretapped the motherfu*ker. It was Jimmy’s idea!” Smiles all around the table.
I’m chuckling to myself for three days straight.
3Well, damn! What a sad,, sorry lot there is in the White House. It sounds like everybody was taping everybody else to the point where it looks more like a competition! I wonder what the winner gets!
4We Toledo Mud Hen fans would prefer a different standard for crazy.
5Off topic but how can we arrange so that no one ever again says Avenatti and presidential bid in the same sentence?
6Wally, it’s doubtful Avenatti is serious. But it sure is fun watching him troll Donnie and Rudy. Odd thing about taping Dotard45 is that I think duct tape.
7I’m with you, Wally. Avenotti gets a little name recognition and he thinks he is qualified to lead this nation. What the heck does he think makes him any different from the egotistical money grabber we’ve got in the White House now. Qualifications: political experience, national service and domestic and foreign policy knowlege. Sorry Michael, you just showed your arrogant intent. America doesn’t need any more opportunists in the Presidency.
8If every one of them isn’t taping all interactions with this nutcase, then they are crazy as well.
And I agree with you about Michael Avenatti. He should just tend to business with Stormy, Cohen, the jailed kids and their parents. I would vote for him over Trump if necessary, but I don’t really want to see him in that race at all.
9I agree about Avenatti not being a candidate, but it would be great if we could get him to sit on a campaign strategy team; I can just see the things he’d come up with that could tie the R’s into knots.
10WA Skeptic – +1!
11I’ve heard Trump speak both intentionally and unknowingly on tape. It’s all drivel.
After he’s out of office perhaps he could get a job on TV as The Least Interesting Man On Earth, selling a product people really don’t want to hear much about, even if they need it, where less is more. Like Preparation H:
“Well, I do think there’s pain, yes, I think there’s pain on both sides. You look at both sides. I think there’s pain on both sides. And I have no doubt about it. And you don’t have any doubt about it either. When you feel as I do, use what I use, Preparation H.”
12Re: PKM & Jane && Duct tape…
If Trump or Giuliani had a competent lawyer, they’d both look like ‘The Mummy’. Neither can say two sentences without incriminating themselves.
As for Melania? Well, I hope she has tapes, but it seems rather less likely. If she’s ever contacted a divorce lawyer, however, that would up the probability considerably. DJT can’t ever help but put his foot in his mouth… all the way up to his hip-bone.
13WA Skeptic – +1 more.
14@Rick:
I was thinking more along line of a job for Rumpie as a rectal thermometer tester.
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