Okay, This Right Here
Some very-pro Trump has come up with something that everyone needs (and this is very real).
Yes, it is a pro-Trump whiskey glass with a bullet lodged in it. You can go to the actual webpage right here.
And the words – oh, the words.
Doesn’t break when people take shots at it, just like The Donald himself. No other president in history has faced the level of scrutiny that Donald Trump is under, that’s why we’re offering this Trump 45 Real Bullet glass to you.
Poor Trump. He’s such a victim of the free press. No other president has had a free press.
But yet …
No matter how much social media or the mainstream networks want to shoot him down, he continues to soar like a majestic and beautiful blond eagle.
Okay, wipe the snot off your face. There’s more.
Hand wash only
Assembled in the USA
Note: This glass won’t actually stop a bullet, so please don’t try anything stupid with it.
Don’t do anything stupid with it because it’s stupid enough all on its own.
“Assembled in the USA?” Assembled? What, you put the hole in the top so you can drink out of it? You stuck a shell casing in it. Hell, my Aunt Lillian could do that by the case in one morning.
Thanks to Gene for the heads up.
“continues to soar like a majestic and beautiful blond eagle.”
A Blond Bunker Eagle.
1Tried to get him while hamberdering.
Missed.
2Looks like the “My Pillow” guy has expanded his product offering.
3Actual lead poisoning might occur by drinking from that glass, with bullet lead in contact with liquid water and alcohol. What could go wrong?
Not that it would matter, those MAGAots and teabaggers buying crap like that are already severely retarded.
4Although the imagery of the ‘Biden Silver Bullet’ taking out Loser #45 is going to soon be what sticks to their nasty few functioning brain cells.
JMFC!! [near endless string of profanity…]
What is it about RWNJs that makes them think that it’s OK to vandalize other people’s property?
You see this behavior time and again coming from Rethugs [political signs destroyed/stolen, vehicles damaged over a bumpsticker, etc], then they project it on ‘libruls raising hell’.
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2020/6/8/1951560/–Minnesota-State-Troopers-Anoka-County-Sheriffs-Slash-dozens-of-car-s-Tires-in-Minneapolis
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2020/6/8/1951555/-Video-of-state-troopers-slashing-and-puncturing-protesters-and-reporters-cars-tires-goes-viral
5They slashed every tire on every vehicle in a K-Mart parking lot, and adjoining streets. Presumably employees and customers in addition to protesters…
Time for some major changes.
6Don’t get [too] goddamned mad, just get fucking even.
That glass is not only tasteless, but it also gives a visual that someone shot at his majesty and missed. Police have been notoriously bad shots, 20 shots at Breonna to hit her 8 times, at close distance.
7As for PDs slashing tires, all you have to do is listen to the Houston union head and that wouldn’t be a surprise. He’s like a happy little dog that won’t be quiet.
And from Randy Rainbow
8https://youtu.be/2VBevEYELQ0
I love the smell of desperation in the morning. It smells like VICTORY!
P.P.@8: You beat me to it!
9A Yellow Bunker Eagle
10Ironic. Allegedly Covidiot* 45 doesn’t drink and other than battling STDs his* military experience is non existent.
But as a bar accessory? A dozen Trump shot glasses with a bullet in them as an inspirational gag, I could consider. But Jane would never allow it because those ‘quality’ (ironically ***king moron* quality)pieces of crap are not dishwasher safe and dawg knows what sort of metal poisoning would leech into a drink.
11Bet it leaks.
12I wonder if Melania has a set and Ivanka???
13How tacky.
I like it. The bullet is aimed right at 45. A larger caliber would made it the whole way.
And Sandridge @4: I’m thinking they just pushed the slug into the molten glass and made a dimple. So MAGAs are safe to buy two. One for whiskey and one for a bleach chaser.
14it can take a bullet but it can’t take the dishwasher?
15$25 plus s&h? Those will be at the dollar store down the aisle from Limpball’s latest next year.
Scamsters gotta scam……
16Oookayyy! Is that a spent bullet or is it still prime? If it is the latter, somebody could just break that glass and load that bullet into a gun and do some shooting. Maybe even fatal. Bet the idiots who invented this bleep didn’t think of that!
17I’d like to have one of these glasses (and a YUGE bottle of whiskey) for when Trump makes his very serious teevee speech on race and unity. I will take a gulp whenever “fake news” is mentioned.
18Very likely the container is made from a poly-carbonate plastic. It’s strong but scratches easily. Unless you prefer a Dixie cup to sip your fine wine, i can’t imagine drinking 12 year old bourbon from a poly-carbonate
19container.
I do love the website name ‘patriotdepot.com’ and doing a WHOIS query on that shows that everything is “REDACTED FOR PRIVACY”. Somebody is ashamed of that site OR it’s raising funds for an organization that would prefer to remain anonymous.
20When you find yourself having to warn your customers not to do anything stupid, maybe you should rethink your business model.
21Maggie @17
It says it is a real bullet and so don’t take to fire-arm unfriendly sites…like airports, schools…
They also offer a different caliber and one with 2nd Amendment glass.
I’m exhausted with the slobbering rhetoric about violence right now. Bullets in glasses meant for alcohol consumption–right alcohol and firearms are always such a great combo.
22“Victim was cleaning his commemorative ‘Trump 45’ whiskey glass when it accidentally discharged.”
23The greatest irony here is that Trump is by all reports a teetotaler with no use for, practice with, or interest in a shot glass for liquor. Even one with a bullet.
I suspect the next marketing outreach will be for a Trump-signed Bible.
24I’d buy several as gift items if “Made in Vietnam” was etched on the cartridge case.
25Can I get one with his picture in place of “Trump 45”?
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