I am irritated enough to chew nails and spit out corkscrews.

True the Vote’s, Cathy Engelbrecht has done pointed her manicured little finger at the wrong damn woman.  Me.  She wrote a press release, claiming that True the Vote has 99 cases of voter fraud but …

“True The Vote never releases the identity or any identifying details of individuals that are alleged to have committed interstate voter fraud prior to a conviction. Given the public nature of this case, True The Vote calls on any party with direct evidence of Mr. Fleming’s alleged interstate fraud to release their findings. Clarifying whether evidence was obtained direct from the States of Texas and Pennsylvania will not only save precious time for voters before making their decision, but provide an excellent example for other interested citizens wishing to stop voter fraud in their communities.

Holy black roots on a bleached blonde hairdo!  Woman, if I came any more forward, I’d get my ta-tas caught in your buzz saw of stupidity.

I put the documents on my website and took responsibility for them.  We gave the evidence to the Houston media, who printed it.  (Read:  “Candidate Voted twice In Same Election, RECORDS Show.”)  We gave it to the District Attorney.  I mailed it to the Texas Attorney General and since that’s a wasted stamp, I also mailed it to the United States Attorney General.

Bruce Fleming: Loves to Vote

What do you want?  A confession?  Honey, we got a confession right before he lawyered up.  You want a picture?  I’ve got a picture.  Hellfire and brimstone, the man looks like he’s one of those guys on Cops wearing a wife beater shirt.

What else do you want me to do?  Hire a tattoo artist to put it on your patootie? On second thought, that might not be a bad idea since you’re sticking it in other people’s faces lately.

Look, the reason you do not release the names of the “99 cases of beer on the wall voter fraud” is because you don’t have names.  You don’t have proof.   You don’t have cases.  You pulled those numbers out of your tattoo.  You just made it all up so you could get people to give you money.  If you are withholding evidence of felony behavior, then what the heck kind of human being are you?

And what’s the crapola about True the Vote being non-partisan?  You’re not non-partisan and neither am I, and the only difference is that I don’t lie about it.

Whoever wrote this press release, somebody needs to take the pencil away from them before they accidentally poke out their eye or something.

And while we are on the topic of damn hypocrites, let me show y’all the annonymous billboards going up  in Black and Latino neighborhoods in Ohio and Wisconsin.

Hell, Cathy, you should have had them put it in your neighborhood.