Okay, No More Miss Nice Juanita
I am irritated enough to chew nails and spit out corkscrews.
True the Vote’s, Cathy Engelbrecht has done pointed her manicured little finger at the wrong damn woman. Me. She wrote a press release, claiming that True the Vote has 99 cases of voter fraud but …
“True The Vote never releases the identity or any identifying details of individuals that are alleged to have committed interstate voter fraud prior to a conviction. Given the public nature of this case, True The Vote calls on any party with direct evidence of Mr. Fleming’s alleged interstate fraud to release their findings. Clarifying whether evidence was obtained direct from the States of Texas and Pennsylvania will not only save precious time for voters before making their decision, but provide an excellent example for other interested citizens wishing to stop voter fraud in their communities.
Holy black roots on a bleached blonde hairdo! Woman, if I came any more forward, I’d get my ta-tas caught in your buzz saw of stupidity.
I put the documents on my website and took responsibility for them. We gave the evidence to the Houston media, who printed it. (Read: “Candidate Voted twice In Same Election, RECORDS Show.”) We gave it to the District Attorney. I mailed it to the Texas Attorney General and since that’s a wasted stamp, I also mailed it to the United States Attorney General.
Bruce Fleming: Loves to Vote
What do you want? A confession? Honey, we got a confession right before he lawyered up. You want a picture? I’ve got a picture. Hellfire and brimstone, the man looks like he’s one of those guys on Cops wearing a wife beater shirt.
What else do you want me to do? Hire a tattoo artist to put it on your patootie? On second thought, that might not be a bad idea since you’re sticking it in other people’s faces lately.
Look, the reason you do not release the names of the “99 cases of beer on the wall voter fraud” is because you don’t have names. You don’t have proof. You don’t have cases. You pulled those numbers out of your tattoo. You just made it all up so you could get people to give you money. If you are withholding evidence of felony behavior, then what the heck kind of human being are you?
And what’s the crapola about True the Vote being non-partisan? You’re not non-partisan and neither am I, and the only difference is that I don’t lie about it.
Whoever wrote this press release, somebody needs to take the pencil away from them before they accidentally poke out their eye or something.
And while we are on the topic of damn hypocrites, let me show y’all the annonymous billboards going up in Black and Latino neighborhoods in Ohio and Wisconsin.
Hell, Cathy, you should have had them put it in your neighborhood.
You are even more amazing when you’re mad. You go get ’em, girl.
1Miz Juanita Jean, I think I love yew…
Isn’t it funny that the “Fake the Vote” people all complain about voter fraud. Do you think maybe they are projecting? Or else they have heard that a good offense is a good defense and they are hoping people will look in the direction their pointy little fingers are pointing and ignore what is going on in their camps.
I am glad you send this to the U.S. Attorney General’s office. God knows the Texas one is a useless piece of Perry crap.
2Here’s a margarita, girl. Don’t let her give you the fantods. She ain’t worth it. Just keep doing what you’re doing and proving they’re lying, hypocritical, duplicitous, hanging chads and the courts will take care of the rest.
3Susan, your eyes twinkle when you get pissed.
4“I have here in my hand a list of two hundred and five [people] that were…” Maybe Cathy thought if she changed the number from 205 to 99, no one would notice she’s stealing from Joe McCarthy. It’s been over 50 years.
5HaHaHa. It is always specificity that liars use to convince. 205 sounds way more specific than 200 – 99 more specific than 100 (although, to be honest, she should have used 97 or 93 – 99 is too close to 100). It’s like they went to Liar College (they only reason I knew this is because I read it somewhere) – I am not an accomplished liar – I would giggle too much.
6In Cathy’s world, it’s only voter fraud if she thinks the vote is cast for a Democratic candidate. It’s a double standard pure and simple. These people used to wear sheets and hoods; now they don’t even have the decency to hide their face, or in Englebrecht’s case, faces.
7Good grief. I wonder whether the Koch brothers or Karl Rove with dual citizenship paid for those big voter fraud signs.
8And I’m sure those signs are ONLY in minority neighborhoods.
And they’re not meant to be intimidating or racist at all.
What’s the penalty for trying to screw up the electoral process? I’m hoping it’s a lot higher.
9Go girl…Ole Cathy is following Mitt’s lead. come out lying and stay with it.
10I have to disagree that whoever wrote the press release, somebody needs to take their pencil away from them. Crayon, maybe. I don’t think people like this are allowed to have sharp objects like pencils.
11This election is going to make the Florida kerfuffle over Bush look like a cakewalk. I hope those billboards are going to turn out to be like poking a stick in a hornets’ nest . . . . just make the people in those neighborhoods so mad that every registered voter there will go vote a straight democratic ticket !
12You go get them!
13You should ask for a salary from her, you are doing her damn job!
With the names and the proof!!!!
Oh heck! This is just another one of those “myth” things that seem to be all over the place in this election.
14Miss Juanita, you keep on keeping on! What they call voter fraud is actually voter suppression and that should get them time in a big bad federal prison paid for by their own tax money so they can’t be considered part of us 47 percenters!
15I spread Miss JJ’s original post on FB, then I kept checking main stream media – as usual it took more than a day for it to go up. This has happened more than once with the brilliant pieces Miss JJ writes. Her not calling these fools to account gives me the willies. Excuse me I have to go put this one up on FB too……..
16Wow…I heard that all the way up here on the mountain! Finally figured out why the r’s think there’s so much fraud…because they figure that everyone must be doing as they do!
17Looks like a big push to combine that and the “vote for Romney or get laid off” movement to assure the election. Not just one single 1%er that could use someone hired to think for them
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