Okay, I Know I’m Being Lazy

July 21, 2022 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I know I have been derelict in tending to the beauty salon lately, relying on Twitter or quips too much.  But sometimes Republicans just make it too easy.

Grab a pencil and write down Garrett’s name somewhere so you won’t forget and mistakenly hire him to weed your garden one day.  It is horrible what the J6 committee did to him – they made him unemployable for at least two decades.

I’ll put up a post before the hearing tonight in case you want to stop by and say something smart ass.  I will enjoy it twice as much knowing that Garrett isn’t.

(Y’all, I had to look up what a thot is.  I don’t get out near enough.) This guy worked in the damn White House.  Holy crap, no wonder why it all went to hell.

 

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0 Comments to “Okay, I Know I’m Being Lazy”


  1. TL;DR
    I am a white Christian, therefore everything I do is right.
    If you are doing something else, you are wrong.

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  2. Wow feel the Hate. White christian entitlement, religious extremism, Jesus martyrdom in a nutshell. Make no mistake these ‘young Christians’ truly believe they are being crucified by Liberals, etc. and have to fight to the death for their hateful extremism.` And every White House and trumph supporter wore a huge shiny cross around their neck.
    Christ became and worshiped Love, their bigoted Jesus preaches Hate.

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  3. Steve from Beaverton says:

    He was a perfect fit in TFFG’s maladministratiin. Watch out and not hire him, but especially don’t vote for him because he sounded like he was already starting a campaign for a future office. A perfect candidate for the repugnantican party.

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  4. Lex @ 1,

    Liberals could bring out the wood stake, rope and fire starter for public burnings, along with a big wood cross for crucifying, just to let him know we’re here for him. /s/

    Big shiny crosses all modeled by Sarah Humpabeast, McNinny, Conjob and the Pillow Guy. Yeah, we know what they are..

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  5. Mike in MO says:

    Let’s see, a loose translation of “thots and hoes” is someone who gets laid far more often than he ever has and he is jealous!

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  6. Mike in MO @ 5,

    He’ll have to find a female who’s just like him.

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  7. Buttermilk Sky says:

    Incel, definitely.

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  8. Buttermilk Sky says:

    Just had a thought: Could he be the son of Nixon’s press sec Ron Ziegler? (“That statement is inoperative,” i.e., a lie.) The dates fit and so does the sliminess.

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  9. Read what he said. Translation: Mommie, mommiee! They
    re all picking on me! Wa, wa, wa, wa, etc.

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  10. Great googly moogly! I didn’t know what a “thot” was either. Where the heck did that come from? It’s really disgusting, as I would expect from such a nice young “Christian” male.

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  11. Stony Pillow says:

    John McCain’s walnut has found a much more suitable host.

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  12. BarbinDC says:

    Typical brain-dead incel, disparaging women who are a whole lot smarter and more moral than he is by smearing them sexually. Sigh. When will this crap end???

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  13. Anne in Alaska says:

    “I loved two things all my life – sports and politics,” Garrett admitted. “My dad’s second cousin, Ronald Ziegler, was a press secretary for President Nixon, but nobody else in my family has ever been involved with politics. But I’ve always been interested in that.”
    https://etnewsreport.com/ziegler-gains-valuable-experience-intern-white-house/

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  14. Papa @ 4 Lol plus an old fashioned bible burning in front of the Supreme Court!
    Yup all of them, ALL of trumphs brown nosers have yuuuge shiny crosses rammed up their ugly butts.

    Where did this army of radicalized Christians come from??? Fox ‘Hate’ News/Fox ‘Lie and Blame the Democrats’ News propaganda… Among all their propaganda , Fox’s phony ‘War on Christmas’ radicalized a whole generation of unfounded christian hatred against Liberals.

    Even my very nice christian neighbor said to me, ‘You KNOW America IS a christian nation’ And …

    ‘A new Christian nationalism movement wants to take over the country for God to rule: report ‘
    https://www.rawstory.com/christian-nationalism-trumpism-movement/

    and …

    ‘Evangelicals abandoned Christianity — and chose to be ‘conservatives’ instead ‘
    https://www.rawstory.com/trump-evangelicals-2653814296/

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  15. thatotherjean says:

    Every time I think the Trump White House revelations couldn’t possibly get worse, somebody like this guy comes along, to let us know just who was working there.

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  16. Sandridge says:

    lex @14, My soon-to-be new Rep [temp for now], is Mayra Flores [TX-34], in S Tx.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas%27s_34th_congressional_district

    She’s the latest Rethug superstar, a superficially attractive Hispanic woman from San Benito/Los Indios in the Rio Grande Valley.
    She recently upset a longtime Democrat in a special election for a short-term newly gerrymandered US seat in our STX fajita district, TX-34.
    National Rethuglikans have been donating and supporting her –to the max– for her November re-election campaign [with many high-profile photo ops, etc].
    She’s raising ~4-5 times more dinero than the Democrat running against her, Vicente González [who’s switching from TX-15].
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas%27s_15th_congressional_district

    TX-34 Vicente Gonzalez (D-inc)
    $259 $0 $175 $1,421 $2,247 $0
    TX-34 Mayra Flores (R-inc) $1,378 $0 $1,383 $114 $1,355 $13
    https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2022/7/18/2111086/-Daily-Kos-Elections-2Q-2022-House-fundraising-reports-roundup

    González, like other Democrats down here, will likely be ignored and/or weakly supported by the Democratic party apparatus. As the Rethugs continue to strengthen their grip and reach among Texas Hispanics.

    —== All this pious Democratic talk about ‘Turning Texas Blue’ is purely pissing-in-the-wind bullshit==—, because the Rethuglikans are solidly flipping Texas’ now majority demographic, the Hispanics, into soon-to-be-solidly Red [as I’ve been ranting about for years].
    While the Dem leadership [state and especially national] whistles past the graveyard.

    https://www.texastribune.org/2022/06/15/republicans-flip-house-seat-south-texas-mayra-flores/

    https://www.texastribune.org/2022/06/06/republicans-south-texas-special-election-tx-34/

    .
    BTW, two other Texass Rethug Reps, Chip Roy and Michael McCloud [my other district], just voted to support Vladimir Putin against admitting Sweden and Finland into NATO. WTG -Patriots!-…

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  17. Once he hits puberty he may start to like girls. Now he just seems confused about those female private parts. Icky!! Someone needs to ask him where in the bible a young christian finds the words “hoes and thots.” Must be the New Revised Incel version.

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  18. Yup, he’s a Christian all right. Just like the rest of his “brethren”. Disgusting little punk, also too.

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  19. Halster says:

    I’m thinking this guy was a nerd in his school years and was picked on nearly every day. If these guys manage to get into a position of power in business or politics, their prime objective is to channel their hate into getting even. He’s found acceptance by joining and emulating the wingnut family and has become a horrible little weasel in the process.

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  20. I especially love the “I have no bigotry” right before saying slanderous misogynistic statements.

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  21. Sandridge # 16

    Thanks and bad news. Conservatives are hell bent on turning the whole world conservative.
    Conservative to them meaning white, christian, republican/corporate billionaire type.

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