Okay, I Can’t Help Myself
Look, I completely understand that you should not make fun of the way people look, even if they’re wearing a dreadful dress or a goofy tie.
Also on the downside of what I’m fixing to do is that you should not horror-movie shame people.
On the upside, there is absolutely no slut-shaming involved.
This, I am told from reliable sources, is a real picture. And if it’s not, it should be.
I dunno know. I certainly wouldn’t spend the night at their house.