Oh Y’all, Rick Perry Versus Russia
Customer David sent me this You Tube of Governor Rick Perry trying to show his international street cred. Instead, he sounds like a junior high school kiddo reading a school program.
Permanent US military in Poland?
“We need to lead our allies. This is RUSSIA we’re talking about!” Crap, y’all, I’ve been forgetting to worry about Russia.
Or this one: “President Obama (appropriate sneer) always thinks through the consequences of action. And he never considers the consequences of inaction (appropriate smirk).”
Poor Rick, he’s a twig trying to be presidential timber.
I’m sorry, I read “Gov. Rick Perry Discusses U.S. Foreign Policy Toward Ukraine” and the TILT sign lit up. I’ll see if I can make it back to the keyboard.
1Sorry Rick, but Charles and David have already picked their clown for the next rodeo. Albeit, they tricked him. But, Scott is as dumb as you, so he missed the fact that the “punt” they explained to him was a substitute for STFU.
Action and inaction, Rick? Like when General Powell explained the “pottery barn rule” to Dubya?
And, how about that JEB? “Behind every good man there is a good woman.” As both his wife and mother have doubts about his candidacy, that rules him out, too.
2The Accused felon just goes on pretending he won’t be going to jail someday real soon.
3New campaign slogan for 2016:
Rick Perry: He doesn’t think – he acts
Democratic response: “Remember George W? He at least tried to think sometimes.
4Dear Rick,
Some tips:
1. Your jacket is too small. That’s why it is riding up like that in the back.
2. That tie looks cheap, and not in good way.
3. Reconsider that shade of hair dye. I would recommend my favorite Texas hairdresser, but I’m pretty sure you two wouldn’t hit it off.
4. Having avoided listening to you talk as much as humanly possible, I’m not sure if the timbre and tone of voice you are using in this video is your normal one or not, but I have to tell you that it is ringing in my ears like the voice of a not-quite-completely-drunk guy at the bar trying mightily to convince one of the few remaining women to go home with him. Maybe try something a little less creepily over-enunciated with fewer facial twiches.
Sincerely,
Wouldn’tvoteforyouanyway
5Twig? Nah! Twiglet!
6Whoa Nellie! What’s happened to his left eyebrow? It’s just a wiggling all outta control.
I didn’t hear a word he said for watching that eyebrow.
Welcome back home, JJ!
7Lots of big sentences there, Rick.
No matter what or how, I just cannot take this man seriously.
8Does any optical firm known to pRick sell contact lenses? These birth control glasses have got to go. I hate looking at them. Never mine its pRick I hate looking at. Mi bad…
9Normally thinking through the consequences of action automatically includes thinking through the consequences of inaction. Same topic, basically.
10Ah, but he’s wearing his Smart Glasses, therefore he intends to look smart and convince us that he really is smart.
Fail.
11Rick Perry always makes me laugh when he tries (unsuccessfully) to sound smart. So at least he serves some useful purpose.
12Not a twiglet. Rick is a mushroom–kept in the dark and planted in horseshit.
13Gov Perry being so stupid is not the sad part…..it is that there are enough people like him in Texas to get him elected.
14Looks like there is a lot of gas available if we could just tap him. Drill, baby, drill.
15Poor, poor pRicky. He is so clueless he can’t even play checkers without looking like A Idiot. My president, President Obama, is playing 3-D chess.
16I thought the radical right loved Russia now that they love its fearless, manly (often shirtless) leader Putin.
17looks like rick is trying to be a loose cannon eg. john bolton
18Can he see Russia from his front porch?
19Hi JJ, glad you’re home. I knew we’d have some goodies today. Why is it that the ultra conservatives all talk about Russia and all us libruls talk about domestic policies? It’s like we are all talking past each other, kind of like when in Canada the French speakers and Engish speakers had different discussions going on at the same time? (That was a million or so years ago.) Should we worry about Russia?
20Scratching my head in Austin (and no, I don’t like Perry either.)