Okay, remember the 55 year old guy you’ve heard about who died by repeatedly tasing his balls at the Capitol riot?

Sorry to say, it didn’t happen.  But maybe what did happen is even better.

First, his picture with his tribute to sweet Jesus in the background keeping Christ in Christmas.

According to his wife and Snopes, he died of a massive heart attack.

But Lady Karma did her due diligence to people who spread false rumors …

“He had no guns. He had no tasers. He had no weapons. The only thing he had was a flagpole,” she said. “Forever and ever, my husband is going to be known as the guy who tasered his balls while stealing a painting and that could not be farther from the truth,” she told us.

Yeah, Hillary Clinton knows how you feel, Mrs. Greeson.

Thanks to Kary for the heads up.