January 10, 2021 By: El Jefe Category: Trump
Remember Trump whining a few weeks ago about Melania not getting any magazine covers during his infestation of the WH? Well THIS is going to REALLY piss him off. I give you the February 2021 cover of Vogue:
Boom.
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Many complaints about the lighting which, the complainers say, makes her too light.
About 1,111,123 on my hierarchy of concerns.
1Good choice for Vogue, good choice for the country. I had to live almost a hundred years to see a woman elected to a top position. Who knows. Maybe by 3020 we will get equal pay for women.
2Kamalawill be in the WH and on Vogue, too. Yay!
3Yeah, the FWOTUS should have modeling gigs while she’s in infesting the White House. I don’t really care do you? She can model “that” jacket she’s so proudly wore.I guess she’ll have to go back to QVC and hawk her elegant jewelry creations.
4Time cover for next Person of the Year needs to be whatever prosecutor gets The Con Man into jail first.
5Am I hallucinating or is Madam VP’s pose similar to FLOTIT’s official portrait? Is Anna Wintour trolling Mel?
6But, but, Melanoma . /s
7Without a doubt Vice President-elect Harris is a beautiful woman because her intelligence shines. And, she has “the voice.” When she speaks it’s with clarity of thought, not ‘off the cuff’ talking points. Can anyone think of one televised Senate hearing in which she wasn’t the the one in the room asking the best questions and holding some of the slipperiest snakes to enter politics to the most answers ever squeezed out of them? She can turn “I don’t recall” and other non-answers into indictments. She commands respect from even those who are loath to give it.
Fun. We could talk for hours about all of the work awaiting the incoming administration. But for a few minutes let’s enjoy this newly rediscovered luxury called fun. Microphones and cameras focused on the tie breaking vote Vice President Harris arriving. Yes indeed this will be fun. Aw c’mon Mitch, just a little smile, enjoy the moment and have some fun…
8I. Love. It. And she’s capable of a sincere smile, mirabile dictu.
9FLOTIT? Can someone enlighten me?
10Although I take the source with a shaker full of salt, this is too juicy to pass up. Melanoma has identified the true victim of last week’s insurrection:
https://www.thedailybeast.com/melania-trump-thinks-shes-the-real-victim-of-the-deadly-capitol-riots?ref=home
But that is minor gossip compared to the news of KH as veep. For the first in a long time I’m not horrified at the idea of our president kicking the bucket and the Vice-President taking over.
Opinionated Hussy: if you go to Google and enter
define: FLOTIT
it will take you to multiple sources. The “define:” trick is great as an arcane word spell checker also. In this case, the first hit is
11https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=%23FLOTITS
Gosh, Harris looks like an all American girl compared to the sleezebag that lives with his majesty. But don’t worry Melania, I’m sure there some X-rated sited that would be pleased to have your pics (if they don’t have them already).
12Grandma Ada, I think that ship has sailed for Malaria. She will have to use her old photos. Time and Trump have not been kind. I mean, have you seen the wrinkles around her eyes? God knows how bad the rest is..ick!
13Looking forward to melanoma making a magazine cover with a photo alongside her big orange ass husband from inside the WH – their backsides walking out finally, with or without a military escort. Read today that the official State department website says today is Trumpf’s last day. Maybe they’re fleeing tonight.
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