Oh, Sweet Victory of Joy and Ice Cream
Y’all, I have no idea how we got this lucky.
Guess who will be giving the GOP response to the State of the Union Address?
Joni “Make ‘um Squeal” Ernest. I wonder she’s gonna castrate hogs on live teevee! Hell, I’d pay money to see that if John Boehner was first in line.
I wonder if she knows it’s traditionally been the kiss of death.
More importantly, I wonder if she knows what a kiss is?