Texas Congressvarmint Steve Stockman – who is even more crazy conservative than Louie Gohmert – sent out an email this morning asking people to donate to him so he can buy pizzas for his hard working Republican canvassers.

Honey, if they can’t afford their own dinner, they should not be Republicans.  Right?

So I figure that Stockman is just pocketing the money.

I need to warn you that Steve is only vaguely familiar with the English language, but he does have one very cool thing in his email about these canvassers.

That’s why I’m asking you to sponsor one extra-large pizza for $19.95, or a pizza and sodas for $23.95, or even two pizzas with drinks cokes for $33.00.

You might ask why they are going door to door in such weather.

Well the answer is quite simple.  The liberals are doing it and they are determined to turn not just our district from conservative to liberal, but the whole state of Texas.

Just last night in Harris County the Voter Register held a class to deputize people the register (sic) new voters.  Of the 50 people who took the class only two were Republican.

Way to go, Harris County.

Nice.

Thanks to Glen for the heads up.