Oh, Oh, Oh, Louie Doubles Down!

November 02, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Good Lord, Louie just keeps on spewing stuff that makes no sense.

First, he threatened a civil war if Trump is impeached.  He better start hoarding muskets because Trump is going to be impeached. If a president can collude with a foreign country and extort them into using my tax money to investigate his political enemies, we are in a bushel basket of trouble.

So, now he’s correcting himself over on Brietbart.  He yacks —

“I was quoted earlier today saying on the House floor something about civil war,” Gohmert said. “Well, it’s not a civil war that Republicans are engaged in. It’s the Democrats, but what is a better description than civil war is actually … a communist revolution.”

Gohmert continued, “Next thing you know you’ve got Trotsky over convincing the soldiers to support the Lenin of the place, and then boom, you have what people think will be a benevolent dictator and get things back on track and restore people’s rights, but you’ve just lost everything, that Caesar has now crossed the Rubicon, you’ve lost your republic, the little experiment in self-government, and now you’re dealing with a dictator.”

Little pale and wimpy dude, that’s what we’re trying to stop. Donald Trump has the Rubicon on his map to being the tyrant he so admires in other countries.

 

Next he’s gonna explain casting asparagus.

Thanks to Kyle for the heads up.

 

Be social and share!

0 Comments to “Oh, Oh, Oh, Louie Doubles Down!”


  1. I’ll take History for $500 Alex.

    Civil War, Communist Revolution, Trotsky, Lenin, Caesar, Rubicon

    What is two centuries of western civilization in three sentences, by Louie Gohmert?
    That is correct!

    1
  2. Plamed! GOP sinks lower and outs purported ‘whistleblower’
    Rats, Weasels and Skunks and Snakes… oh my!

    Edit: Rep. Louie Gohmert, R-Texas, dropped the name of the purported whistleblower during a public House Natural Resources Committee hearing last week, The Dallas Morning News has reported.

    Whitefish Louie – keeps flopping around on the deck.

    Gohmert made a similar argument in a speech on the House floor Thursday, claiming that the person who reported Trump’s call was using whistleblower status to avoid prosecution. “A lot of us in Washington know who it is.” Gohmert told a Dallas radio station after the hearing, claiming that the whistleblower is a “very staunch Democrat” who was “supposed to be a point person on Ukraine, during the time when Ukraine was its most corrupt, and he didn’t blow any whistles on their corruption.”

    **********************************
    Republican lawmakers are publicly spreading the name of a CIA officer named in a RealClearInvestigations report as the whistleblower who reported President Donald Trump’s pressure on Ukraine to investigate the Bidens.

    The unconfirmed report named a 33-year-old CIA analyst as the purported whistleblower, although mainstream media outlets have declined to disclose the name after his attorneys warned that they have received death threats targeting their client. Republican lawmakers have reportedly repeatedly attempted to get the whistleblower’s name on record at impeachment hearings in hopes that it will be released publicly.

    (Salon has made the decision not to publish this person’s name, although it will no doubt soon be in the public record.)
    Sen. Rand Paul, R-Ky., shared the claims with his 2.6 million followers. “It is being reported that the whistleblower was Joe Biden’s point man on Ukraine,” Paul tweeted. “It is imperative the whistleblower is subpoenaed and asked under oath about Hunter Biden and corruption.”

    “Stop trying to endanger the life of the whistleblower, Senator,” replied national security attorney Bradley Moss.
    ***********************************************
    RealClearPolitics / RealClearInvestigations / and RealClear; a defunct Right Wing organization.
    The Facebook page nods to right-wing conspiracy theories and features an abundance of pro-Trump messaging and memes.

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/realclearpolitics-owner-realclear-media-far-right-facebook-page_n_5d9c8fe8e4b03b475fa03d4c

    2
  3. Grandma Ada says:

    If we’re hearing this from Louie, imagine what the constituents of Gaetz are hearing! Is there any Republican we’d buy a used car from?

    3
  4. Loopy Louie, the biggest, smelliest Stinkatze in Texass.

    4
  5. RepubliKKKans project SO much.

    Why is it that when any of them opens their mouth, to accuse anyone else, of anything? They’re always confessing.

    5
  6. slipstream says:

    It ain’t Louie’s fault that his mother dropped him on his head when he was a baby.

    6
  7. Hasn’t anyone told Louie that even the Communists aren’t Communists anymore? pppfffttt!

    7
  8. Pridetyper says:

    @Sandridge #4
    Stinkatze. Great term! Sounds original and descriptive.

    8
  9. 1toughlady says:

    Hey, my asparagae are sacrosanct!

    9
  10. Jane & PKM says:

    Casting asparagus Gohmert style is a nautical term for securing the line for the anchor securely to one’s ankle, then giving it the old heave ho. Similar to Gohmert speak in which Louie ties the latest conspiracy theory to his tongue then let’s it rip.

    10
  11. Buttermilk Sky says:

    Next up, Louie compares impeachment to bubonic plague and the eruption of Vesuvius.

    Did you see the reception Trump and his spawn got at a UFC event in Madison Square Garden? I love New York.

    11
  12. Sandridge says:

    Pridetyper @8, Not my original, it’s been around a while.
    “Stinkkatze” [I misspelled it before] is an old Texas-German dialect ‘blend’word originated by the German immigrants to Central Texas [Hill Country, etc] in the 1840-60’s. They settled in and founded places like New Braunfels and Fredricksburg [south central TX].
    They encountered our skunks and came up with the word meaning ‘stink cat’. It does fit almost any Rethug perfectly [apologies to cat fanciers].

    In my family when a kid [’50’s] we had big get togethers where the ‘grands’ on mom’s side would all converse in German, but it didn’t pass on much. 20 or 30+ years ago German was still commonly heard in New Braunfels, but it was still just a small town then, explosive growth [quad/quintupled+ pop.] since has radically altered it [but Naegelins Bakery is still there, yummm].

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_German

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Braunfels,_Texas

    12