Oh Holy Crap

April 13, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Close your eyes.  Take a deep breath. Exhale. Slowly open your eyes.

 

 

Looks exactly like a death panel, doesn’t it?

If you think even one of those people gives a big bear’s butt about the working men and women of America, you need to stop drinking today.  You’ve had too much.

By the way, someone told me, “yeah but, Ivanka and Jared don’t even take a salary for their government work.” I would reply that their accomplishments are fully commensurate with their salaries.

Why didn’t the “My Pillow” guy make the committee?  Not racist enough?

 

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0 Comments to “Oh Holy Crap”


  1. Ormond Otvos says:

    The agenda:
    Kill the post office to prevent voting by mail.
    Block any oversight of the 6 trillion dollars soon to come.
    Let the minorities die.
    Let he old people die.
    Remove Social Security and Medicare by lowering/removing FICA.

    Profit.

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  2. slipstream says:

    The problem is an epidemic.

    Let’s review:

    Mark Meadows — not an epidemiologist.
    Ivanka Trump — not an epidemiologist.
    Jared Kushner — not an epidemiologist.
    Steve Mnuchin — not an epidemiologist.
    Larry Kudlow — not an epidemiologist.
    Robert Lightizer — not an epidemiologist.
    Wilbur Ross — not an epidemiologist.

    In short: we are totally screwed.

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  3. Jane & PKM says:

    There are enough Democratic Governors that Covidiot* 45 and his team of covidiots will look even more st00pid than they do daily should they attempt to totally crash the economy by reopening prematurely and killing thousands more with a resurgent COVID-19. We’re already in worse shape than needed to be due to these morons.

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  4. Grandma Ada says:

    These goobers just give me the willies. All I can imagine is them in a room with cash trying to stuff it in pockets, pants bras – anything to grab as much for themselves as possible. And of course my taxes will go up after this fiasco!

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  5. Ivanka Trump couldn’t reopen a jar of olives if her maid put the lid back on a little too tight.

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  6. To my knowledge there are only 2 ways that the demented one could excercise this bogus authority.
    1) By decalring martial law for any of the “disobedient” states who refuse his diktat. At which point we will see how far our baby merc’s will go under the fatous defens of “just obeying orders”
    2) Cutting off all federal funds, including SS, Medicare, SNAP etc) to “disobedient” states that I would beleive is illegal but with the unqualified judges and the dishonorable majority of the scotus who knows.
    Variation on the theme would be to economicaly pressure states by disqualifying any business in/ or based in the “disobedient states” from any federal assistence from any source including the Fed. and the $2 trillion thuglican slush fund approved by congress.

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  7. RepubAnon says:

    On the Zander vs the Stupid web site, it’s the Council to Reopen America Panel – or CRA…

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  8. AliceBeth says:

    Apparently no one competent or decent was available for this panel.

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  9. This is the council that hannity and limbaugh will start selling to magas as the cavalry coming to our rescue after the criminally negligent N.S.C.’s White House Pandemic office led by Beth Cameron under Obama was fired and disbanded.
    Still cleaning up Obama’s criminal empire. Pretty soon Barr will announce investigations of Obama for conspiring with the Chinese.

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  10. Sandridge says:

    As a sharkphile, this tweet image should be added just below the CRAP one above:

    Officials on Council to Re-Open Amity Beach:
    https://twitter.com/missc0nstrued/status/1249817905262252034/photo/1

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  11. Old Fart says:

    @slipstream, #2: Not only not an epidemiologist, they don’t even play on on TV…

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  12. Mike in MO says:

    J.J., you left off the 5th sentence of this post: SCREAM!!

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  13. Mark Schlemmer says:

    NPR just said the make-up of this council is not complete. And,
    specifically Mrs Kushner and her drone are not on it.
    Did Fox get punked or . . . ??

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  14. Mark Schlemmer @ 13:
    My money’s on the entire administration got punked by f**king trump himself. He probably told hannity on the phone. Fox ran it. And now his staff is backpedalling.
    Imagine how much of their own hair they’re pulling out after he said a little while ago that the president’s authority is total.
    At his presser/rally.
    In front of cameras.
    That were turned on.

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  15. Pipeline Pig says:

    Let’s see, this is the second council that Anus Tangerinus has formed. And to what end?

    To date, we have seen NO federal leadership on the pandemic. The p**sy grabber in chief has scoffed at the seriousness of the virus, pointed fingers, made medical recommendations based on his gut (which is indeed ample, but not medically educated) and fired those who don’t say what he wants them to say. A real leader of the free world would have risen to the challenge. A good start would be buying PPE for the country. The feds could sell it to the states at cost. Instead the fed has each state bidding against the other and fighting amongst themselves, for PPE.

    This clown is dangerous. Brings to mind Steven King’s Pennywise. President Pennywise.

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  16. Tell you what Ivanka; If this task force you’re on manages to somehow end precaution, we’ll be expecting you to take your kids with you out to crowded public events.

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  17. I was specifically promised only four Horsemen.

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  18. Bob Boland says:

    I’m not as concerned about the Post Office as some. The Constitution mandates the existence of the Post Office,
    “Article I, Section 8, Clause 7 of the United States Constitution, known as the Postal Clause or the Postal Power, empowers Congress “To establish Post Offices and Post Roads”
    Given that, the only way the Post Office can be privatized would be by an act of Congress. Anyone here think Speaker Pelosi would do anything but laugh that suggestion out of the Capitol?
    So the PO goes bankrupt. Happens every day in the business world. The PO Commissioners go to the court and ask for bankruptcy protection, then carry on business as usual.

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  19. charles phillips says:

    Deb @ 17, I snorted tea when I read that.

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