August 03, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Y’all ever watch the HBO Series a few years back called “The Newsroom”? I have been binge watching all the episodes from Season (1). If you haven’t seen episode (10). please find it and watch.
Gonna miss Jon Stewart…. do miss “The Newsroom”.
Wouldn’t miss Ted Cruz for a second.
1How about using only 25 letters to convince you that this is not the creepiest guy on the damn planet…
“Cuz he’s way too far past creepy…”
Does that work for you?
2This finally made the big time news shows like Charlie Rose et al. Their reactions mirror all the comments here!
3Dissuade you of truth? Not MY job…
4@Diane: Please don’t insult the Walmart greeters. They’re generally pleasant and just trying to make a living.
5And now we see the result of “Citizens United.” Myself, I’d like to know what “citizens” it represents – but that’s for another post.
But here is the result of Big Dark Money in politics. These guys [The Rand Chainsaw Massacre, Lindsey of The Phone in the Blender fame and the latest, Machine Gun Teddy (who doesn’t know the difference between automatic and semi-automatic weapons)] are now auditioning for spots on the reality teevee show FOX is sponsoring this Thursday.
Heaven help us all.
6Maybe he could have some lion with that bacon………
7Just remember, he’s a Dominionist. The rich guys love him, prolly because Papa Cruz says that the wealth of the nations will flow to Teddy when he is King on the Mountain.
8Faux “machine gun bacon” cooked on not a machine gun by a faux human being, Daffy the Dominionist Cruz, Jr.
9I would say borderline personality disorder, but . . . hell, he crossed over that border a long time ago.
10Well now I am convinced he is a full blown psychopath.
11MSNBC had fun with this yesterday. Rachel Maddow pointed out that the gun was, undeed, a semiautomatic, and the barrel couldn’t get nearly hot enough to cook bacon.
Al Sharpton’s panelists figured he actually lost macho points, because he ate the bacon with a plastic fork.
Personally, I was pretty envious of his beautifully well-kept hands and flawless manicure. And even as I find his political acts increasingly deplorable, I’m developing a real fascination for the increasing surrealism of his performance art.
Froom Green Eggs and Ham to Gun Barrel Bacon; there’s some real artistic growth there.
12We got Maple Cured Bacon, Brown Sugar Cured Bacon and now introducing Teddy’s Hoppe’s #9 Flavored Bacon.
13Last night I was inspired by the documentary on Public Television about Lyndon Johnson’s work to get passage of the civil rights legislation. He was tough, canny, and never had to resort to making a complete fool of himself. Then I ruined my happy thoughts by ruminating about the likes of Cruz and Trump, and realizing these two are the girls the boys want to party with, but not take to the prom or home for Sunday dinner with mother.
14I can do it in 17 letters, Ken Paxton’s mugshot.
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