August 03, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
No quarrel here.
1Not watching it. Don’t want nightmares, and too low on brain bleach.
2Two words: Louie Gohmert?
3To my eye, that bacon looked a bit undercooked.
4And did he wash that thing before he wrapped bacon around it? Ewwwww!
The bar is also in the basement. There seems to be no end to how much it can be lowered.
5Okay, that’s one minute and six seconds I’ll never get back.
What was that supposed to be, a campaign ad? Nothing would surprise me at this point.
6My very favorite sandwich is bacon, lettuce, tomato. Guns are not involved. Ted Cruz is not involved.
IMO, Ted Cruz is a ridiculous candidate, and a ridiculous chef.
7I hate to say this outloud, but how much more stupid can this PRESIDENTIAL race get? These yahoos think they are proving they can run the country?? Do the people supporting them think, oh yeah, now I see how he can control the military??? UGH!!!
8If that isn’t disqualifying for being President, I don’t know what is. What a Psycho!
9Momma, oh, Momma … please avert your eyes!!
Cruz is an eff’in lunatic!!
10rePUKEians….trying to out do each other on stupidity, lunacy, and uncaring about others.
11No argument from me. This is at least one of the creepiest guys on the planet. I can’t even look at a photograph of him, he creeps me out so–especially with that smirk.
12OMG I’m stunned at how stupid this is. What does this say about him? “Look how mature and presidential I am?” or “Look how juvenile I can be with a lethal weapon?” What a dimwitted piece of evil!!!!
13Wrong audience. He needs to perfect his recipe for Machine Gun Blintzes and share them with Putin.
14So instead of healthcare from Cruz we get machine gun bacon.
15This is what is supposed to pass for gravitas? President? This loon should never have been able to walk the halls of Congress.
Send his baconfat a$$ packing.
This makes sense to me. He is reaching out to the republican base. Guns, manliness, and poor diet. You have to get their attention before you can get their vote. After all these are the folks that believe that you can magically raise government revenues by lowering taxes.
16Is this his appeal to Jewish voters? Seriously, bacon?
17To which demographic is this supposed to appeal? Please explain…
18So is he running for a county agricultural agent position?
19That should go perfectly with a presidential campaign that’s toast. Texas Toast.
20Um, if guns are a method of compensation for a – er – ahem- lack of other equipment, and Cruz is wrapping said equipment in bacon for breakfast…..
Color me thoroughly creeped out!
21A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, creepy, sad-eyed assfaces from Canada wasting perfectly good suicide-ready ammo shall be deported.
22He went to Princeton and to Harvard Law School and he still thinks this ad was a good idea? I’ll have to rethink my opinion of both those universities. Of course my opinion of Crud hasn’t changed one iota.
23Who but a non-fiscally conservative wingnut would go out of his/her way to dream up more expensive ways to undercook bacon?
24The good news is that Ted Cruz has no idea how offensive he is.
25Creepy. Tacky. Exceedingly childish.
26That is without a doubt the stupidest thing I have ever seen…until the next stupidest thing these idiots come up with.
27Breakfast with the Family? So he shows his children the gun, bacon and what’s gonna happen…’hey, let’s use a gun to cook our breakfast?’
28Saw this on one of the political sites emanating from D.C. today. Was too damn busy to take a look. Darn glad I missed it! Just how does all this work with Dominionism, or is this his revelation as to how he will achieve Dominion over the world? With a gun?
I class him right next to Mussolini.
29No kidding, I think he learned to imitate human laughter by watching the Three Stooges.
30hahaha Linda Phipps and Ralph Wiggins.
31Lol Polite Kool Marxist says:!
“Two words: Louie Gohmert?”
You should see the video of how Chris Christie brushes his teeth. If gross and punishment is your thing, you don’t want to miss that one.
32Betcha $100 he sauntered out of the shooting range without cleaning up that grease on the floor.
33Leave it to a Rethuglican to choose the most expensive way to cook 1 slice of bacon. That shopping cart had at least 4 lbs. that magazine holds 30 rounds@ $.45each. $13.50 per slice.
34Pretty good insight into how they market ‘the product’ (Theocracy Ted) to their faithful base demographic, who are obviously perceived as hypostupid.
At probably $0.60 per .223 round (I’m guessing, haven’t bought any in a long while), it likely cost about $20+ to semi-cook those couple of slices of bacon, soooo efficient.
A perfect lesson in modern ‘Murikan economics brought to you by a noted Repuke and the MIC/defense industry.
With a little luck Cruzeer will contract trichinosis or some other foodborne disease in time for the wonderful upcoming ‘debate of the clowns’.
Picture the Annointed One mincing around behind his podium, then finally having to make a run for the commode (not making it either, the odor of a good case of the scours wafting through the venue…)
And at the end of the Cruzucks video clip, the next video on offer was a clear shot of a bimbo in a red dress and a very obvious “wardrobe malfunction” that had a clearly silicone-enhanced hooter hanging out, heh. They all have that target demographic zeroed in…
35Jim Wright at Stonekettle Station says:
36“As to eating bacon cooked on a gun barrel. If the weapon was properly maintained, likely it was cleaned with a CLP (cleaner, lubricant, protectant) like Break-Free. That’s not something you want to be putting in your mouth, it’s like drinking transmission fluid.”
That would surely cause brain damage if not worse. Maybe that’s why Cruz is so crazy!!
lex, thank you for the warning about the Outlaw Jersey Whale video. Will NOT be watching; Christie used up his fair share of my brain bleach with his baseball wardrobe failure pictures.
Begging you folks, please do not share links of Christie after he was jack hammered into baseball pants. If not for me, restrain yourselves for Mama.
Play fair kids, or there’s some fine Blake Farenthold and other GOP moments to fight back in a war of disgusting pictorial moments.
37this man is seriously disturbed and not fit for a dog catcher job, let alone Senator or President. We have him because of the Robotic voters here in Texas. What a shame.
38Wingnuts have brain cells not already damaged? Who knew?
39Maybe we could get him to stick his tinfoil covered head into a bucket of bacon flavored salt water kelp–
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5vOuj_feM2s
40Speechless,other then adding WTF was that??? Sweet Lordy Jesus,make it stop! Now,I’m just going to double my pain,and head over to the Immoral Minority to watch the “interview” on an escalator with Sarah Palin. I’m either a glutton for punishment,or about to toss my cookies after scrubbing my eyes and brain out with bleach! Two Republican eejit videos in a row-God be with me,and wish me luck!
41Nothing more can be said. I must run for the bathroom myself. Ye gods…
42I’ll use 5. “I’m not going to try.”
To Anne: Luck. Not sure which kind – but luck all the same.
43Sorry – but his face always reminds me of the junior high kid who’s hoping that no one notice he just farted.
44HIS basement? Shouldn’t a guy like this still be living in his mom’s basement?
Or in Cruz’s case, his dad’s?
45So, basically, he’s porking his penis extender, right?
46Good one Deb. As for the video, gah!
47The rest of the world is watching this clown show called the republican primary.
They are crazy enough that the rest of the world should be putting sanctions on the US.
NONE of these republicans should be anywhere near the POTUS office.
They are crazy, mean, nasty unhinged lunatics that should be preaching in churches or working as a greeter in WalMart.
48Or a gun store.
Ted Cruz is a certifiable ‘sicko’. Proving one doesn’t have to be mentally competent to hold political office, or to even possess a gun. Cruz claiming to be a follower of the Bible is also a raging hypocrite in that “And the swine, because it divideth the hoof, yet cheweth not the cud, it is unclean unto you: ye shall not eat of their flesh, nor touch their dead carcase.” – Deuteronomy 14:8
49And it’s not even a machine gun. It’s a semi-auto.
I keep waiting for evidence of this guy’s supposed high-level intellect. No sign of it yet—he’s too busy humiliating the State of Texas with creepy stunts like this.
50