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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
I’m with you JJ. There is something hinky about that graphic! But then, there is something hinky about this whole campaign!
1O!! M!! G!!
NO!! JUST NO!!
Is it just me, or could that be the logo for Ralph Lauren toilet paper?
This is a comedian’s wet dream.
2A new noun has been born: Trumpence.
On trumpence is worth a bit less than tuppence.
I’d give a fuller definition but don’t want to offend Mama.
3Aha … patriotic toilet paper … Trump-Pence the buttwipes of America!!
4And here I thought I was dirty minded for thinking that when I first saw the logo. Then I came here to find y’all ahead of me on the curve as usual.
I think it is a depiction of Trump cornholing Pence.
5Toilet paper! What an appropriate symbol for Drumpf/Pence.
6They’re gonna need a ton of it, those sheets for brains.
Y’all have me ding from laughter!
7Dying, too!
8Looks like what Drumpf dreams of doing with Ivanka. Good one Marcia in Colo.
9That is one heavily loaded image for sure. Have you seen the new designs for restroom signage to indicate that all are welcome? They were produced by design school students and some are quite clever. The T into P part would fit right in as a generic symbol for a toilet and what it’s used for. The overall image reminds me of an eye chart at the doctor’s office. I think it’s the product of another unpaid Trump contractor.
10Or maybe a graphic artist who is anticipating not being paid his full fee?
11Mrs. Betty has it covered, too.
https://www.facebook.com/Mrs-Betty-Bowers-Americas-Best-Christian-312383761871/?fref=nf
12Dang, I just used some plain ol’ tp a few minutes ago.
Guess I need to get some of the new, fancy monogrammed TP that will be getting marketed ASAP.
Can’t y’all just see those teevee telemarketeers promo’ing this new haute TP brand? Speshully embossed too, with the ‘Drumph Family Crest’, for better wiping effect of course…will it be “septic safe’ too?
Sir John Crapper is enjoying this from ‘the beyond’.
Some enterprising aahntreypraynur is goin’ to make a $roll$ on that stuff.
WTFH? Pence? What a f’in loooozer. Hell, my maternal grandparents had an outhouse. Perfect for this TP ‘team’, no swirling down the bowl, just a straight drop…plop..
13Trump/Pence Toilet Paper
Make America Chafed Again.
(You guys are an inspiration. )
14The new logo is difficult to read, divided all over the place, and weirdly sexual.
Seems perfect to me.
15Note the inferior font used for “p e n c e” in that campaign logo too.
Whooo doggy, “Make Amerikkka Grunt Again”!
I miss Scare-ah P…she was a hoooot, Pence is a soggy roll of tp at your campsite.
16Bring ‘Em On
I am Cornholio! Bring me TP for my bunghole!
17And you do realize that the Republican platform has pornography listed as a major problem in the US?
I would just love to see the graphic outside the convention without any words and watch the head explode.
18All wrong! No stars, wrong number of stripes, TRUMP on top, pence on the bottom. A tiny bit kinky; defnitely not merican if you ask me.
19I’m with WA Skeptic. I think it was a graphic artist expecting The Orange One to treat him the way he’s treated most of his small-business suppliers. Hope the fella’s got a good lawyer.
20If it were anatomically correct it would have to be a lower case t.
21Marcia in CO @4 Perfect! And, thank you. Saves me from typing something that might offend Mama.
22You want a jinyouwine Trump monogrammed handerchief? For the princely sum of $25 , Trump will graciously pen a T on your index finger. 🙂
23Diane-more porn is consumed in red states than blue states. Wonder why?
24epo: Both fingers?
25Hey JJ,
26Somebody TP’d the Beauty Shop. I thought you told those kids to stay the hell off your lawn.
The BEST toilet paper. Lovingly crafted by 7 year old Guatemalan kids. And just think. If this product performs as well as his educational institutions, you’ll need to attend a three day seminar to really get the full butt wiping experience. But don’t worry, If $17,000 sounds unreasonable, just max out a couple of credit cards.
27Vote for us! You’re sure to get screwed!
28Sorry Mama…
my idea for a bumper sticker:
TP – for when a corncob just isn’t good enough.
29@JAK
“This is a comedian’s wet dream.”
Yeppers. You just can’t make this stuff up. I betcha Dave Letterman and Jon Stewart would pay the networks to let them have their old shows back. No “writing” required. Rip, read, make a face, repeat.
30Was reading some digital graphics types have already been busy animating that TP logo (Humpity Hump Trump), can’t wait to see ’em (does Mike P have browneye…errr….brown eyes?).
This is going to be the most ludicrous political crapfest ever.
New meaning to the term “rollout”.
‘Murica’s TP, not just a measly 1000 sheets per roll, 2016 yuuge sheets of high wipin’, butt pleasin’, doggy-style, paytreeotic Win-Win! (Pence is ‘sheetin’ ‘ in tall cotton now).
But the Dems had better not let their guard down, the Rethugs will all come together after Cleveland, not matter what or how ‘assinine’ things appear to us.
31When I first saw it I thought, “Oh no, Trump! Oh no you did not!”
Then I realized that yes. Yes he did.
And THEN I realized: here we have proof positive that Trump is bailing out. He has no intention of winning the presidency.
He had a choice of 3 candidates:
2 governors who have no chance of winning their states this November and 1 has-been who was drummed out of politics 2 decades ago due to an ethics scandal — primarily because no one else would have him.
And he chose THIS guy? Yeah, that should go well — if your aim is to go home to Florida this November.
32http://www.dailykos.com/story/2016/4/4/1510239/-After-IN-governor-signs-extreme-bill-aimed-at-punishing-women-he-gets-unexpected-monthly-updates?detail=email&link_id=5&can_id=c7ec12d8b3526eb3581146a07707b846&source=email-atlanta-cop-opens-fire-on-car-kills-driver-without-even-knowing-if-its-the-suspect&email_referrer=atlanta-cop-opens-fire-on-car-kills-driver-without-even-knowing-if-its-the-suspect&email_subject=atlanta-cop-opens-fire-on-car-kills-driver-without-even-knowing-if-its-the-suspect
sssss-trumpence.
Best I can do. I am detoxing some nasty meds for a bad ear!
33This is great! I love it! This is the happiest I’ve been about anything snacilbupeR since Scumpf got the nomination. Scumpence. These comments are perfect too. Hahahahahahahaha!!
34Not even the courtesy of areach around: that’s Trump for ya!
35Just interpreting…
36P could also stand for Progress.
Or People.
T is screwing both.
Sorry mama, but upside down it looks a bit like a hand ..b
Just sayin….the artist figured he’d never get paid.
37Look at Samantha Bee’s interpretation of this https://twitter.com/FullFrontalSamB/status/754005058786910208
38As one tweet I saw put it, “When two candidates who love each other very much, decide to make a campaign together…”
39two crows, I took the liberty of shortening your link URL from 409 characters to this- http://tinyurl.com/zlzdq6d
Hope you don’t mind. 🙂
40two crows, I took the liberty of shortening your link URL from 498 characters to this- http://tinyurl.com/zlzdq6d
Hope you don’t mind. 🙂
41foisted on them by R
42ence
Priebus.
And he has only 7 of the 13 colonies.
Here is a headline from Google News- Pence ‘very excited’ to be Trump’s No. 2 on GOP ticket
That explains the toilet paper.
43Ignore comment 39. Ignore me at your peril. 🙂
44And something new for Halloween:
45Yard signs — Please Don’t TP My House.
Trump is so brilliant he is like a combined Hairistotle and Soccer a tease.
46Did anyone see the story saying Donnie seriously considered changing his mind about Pence as late as midnight last night? If true, I guess I shouldn’t be surprised. What with such a talented, experienced group to have to choose from.
47From The Guardian:
48https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/jul/15/trump-pence-logo-erotic-typography
(be sure to press the arrow on the tweet…)
I have no words–at least none that would get by Momma’s scrutiny.
49fierywoman: Oh my! God, I love saucy Brits.
BTW: The Airbnb logo? If you add a handle to the top, it would look exactly like an old tool used to beat rugs hanging on the line. Yeah, I go back aways.
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