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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
“It’s as if Trump went to Tommy Hilfiger and said, ‘Can you get an intern to come up with something about patriotic anal sex by lunchtime?'” (Mrs. Betty Bowers) TTY
1The new Trump/Pence campaign logo proves either they drove away every gay graphic designer or hired an amusingly vindictive one.(Mrs Betty Bowers)
2uh, epo – – how’d you DO that?
I’m so un-puter savvy I put myself to shame.
however you did it, thanks.
And, Virginia — I think you’re onto something there – about the artist figuring s/he wouldn’t get paid so – – – hoist that petard first!
3Brilliant.
For the folks around Cleveland, OH, it might be a good time to stock up on toilet paper. TP might get a bit scarce during these times.
Does anyone know if Trumpence has ties to paper manufacturing companies? Either virgin paper or recycled…Eww recycled toilet paper?
Investors: May want to watch those paper company stocks.
4Pee in a Tea !
5two crows, to shorten a very long URL, go here and paste it into the box and you’ll get a shorter version.
http://tinyurl.com/create.php?url=about%3Ablank
6Will mama allow me to say “TP, for two ass wipes”it fits so well.
7TP Toilet Paper
8From the looks of it, when T gets done with P they are both going to need TP
9Maybe it’s just me, but to me that logo looks like a T sitting on a toilet into which it has dropped a neurotically rectangular turd.
Kinda fitting, actually.
10Tsk! Tsk! No condom? Wrap that rascal!
11He could use a little Santorum there.
12When people go to pick up their yard signs, will they also be issued a tube of lube?
It might be time to send Momma to her sister’s for a few weeks. Or slip a little something in her sweet tea, and put her down for a nap in the back room every afternoon.
13Muchas gracias, Rhea.
14Nothing has made me giggle like this. Be sure and check out Samantha Bee’s take on this logo………..
15Makes me think of toilet paper and a toilet. Which I would love to flush both of them down.
16OK, here’s a link to an animated gif image of the now ‘disappeared’ TP Team logo (seems da TP team has finally realized that logo was a massive FU, and scrubbed it away, they think…).
It’s PFG, I almost choked on a coconut mini donut, never learn not to eat while surfing this stuff.
Even the URL contains an obscenity, so mama and y’all sensitive ones just move on by:
http://images.dailykos.com/images/274482/large/Trump_Logo_Fucks-Pence.gif?1468670088
17Here’s a more Momma-safe cartoon, a “Get Fuzzy” cartoon where the dog character has alternative words for old Monty Python jokes:
http://www.gocomics.com/getfuzzy/2016/07/16
18It’s pretty conclusive what the stem of the “T” in Trump stands for, but it’s anybody’s guess what orifice the “P” in Pence represents.
19Umpty-you need some inspiration. Do not open this if you can’t handle strong, $$$ual innuendo. Nothing patently naughty.
20Forgot the link. Just lyrics-no singing. http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/dirtyshamea/thepussycatsong.htm
21What a difference a day makes
Twenty-four little hours…
From what I’ve heard, the logo is gone and so are any pictures of Pence.
Worst. Product. Launch. EVER!
And The Drumpf will Make America Great Again???
22http://thehill.com/sites/default/files/styles/article_full/public/blogs/trumppencelogo2.jpg?itok=axQQfDQr
Here is the logo which is the old logo sans pornography.
23@JAKvirginia – Oh, gosh-a-rooney and drat it all … You mean that the Trump-Pence campaign has managed to misplace its lovely and perfectly evocative campaign logo design? The great thing is that there are still 16 weeks until the election – plenty of time for warm-hearted Democrats to locate the missing logo and offer it back to the Republicans! Do you think they’ll say thank you?
24Of course they will, Umpty. They are, after all, ever so polite. (Gag!)
25I’d bet cash money Donnie D (he of the short figures) won’t be paying that graphic artist. My thoughts were the same as JJ’s. No one with half a brain would have approved that.
26@june – If Donald welshes on the designer, Hillary’s campaign should be happy to pick up the tab. Hell, I’d even be willing to chip in a few bucks!
27Okay, now it just totally looks like an eye chart.
Thus endeth another day in the career of The Greatest Businessman Ever in the Whole Wide World!
I actually feel a little pity for Pence at this point. But I’m sure it will pass.
28Pridetyper, care to guess who owns Georgia Pacific, manufacturer of many well known brands of paper products, including Angel Soft and Quilted Northern toilet tissue? Why, look! It’s the Koch Brothers. Imagine that!
29Thanks Gramiam. The logo may have hinted at getting support through the Indiana connection. Hmmm.
Now I wonder if birdseed may have a connection with trumppence and agribusiness. Ticker tape parades could turn into toilet paper and birdseed events.
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