Devin Nunes has more memos and as soon as the White House writes them and delivers them to him, he’s gonna publish them.

Republicans close to Nunes say there could be as many as five additional memos or reports of “wrongdoing.” But a source on the House Intelligence Committee tells me there’s no current plan to use the same extraordinary and highly controversial process they just went through, with a vote and ultimately a presidential approval to declassify sensitive information.

Yes, it is true.  Betty Jean Frontage in the post office department used a stamp for a personal piece of mail and only left 40 cents in the stamp drawer.  Stamps have not been 40 cents in a long time, Betty Jean.  Fact: Betty Jean voted for Hillary. This national nightmare is all Hillary’s fault.

Kyle Johnson at the State Department was unnecessarily nice to the Mexican Ambassador. It is a well known fact that Mexico is not sending us their best. They send us their drugs, their rapists. And Kyle was polite to him. Kyle was also polite to Bill Clinton once. Got it? Collusion.

Edwin Elberger, Ph.D., works in the agriculture department. Last month he was testing an experimental apple crop and he ate the entire apple instead of taking the customary one bite.  This violates at least three customs and Dr. Elberger’s excuse that the apple was really, really tasty brings small comfort to the American people.  Elberger has a “Work For Peace” bumper sticker on his Prius so we all know he as probably slipping apples to the Democratic National Committee.

Okay, that’s the first three, so the last two are up to you.