Not So Holy Now, Huh?
I kinda see it as my job to add a smile to your day and keep things from bogging down, down, down, dooby down.
So, here’s something you probably haven’t seen.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait just a damn minute. How holy is that water supposed to be? Isn’t it supposed to be strong enough to kill vampires? I mean, that’s gotta be some weak ass holy water, won’t even kill a little virus.
If you can’t trust holy water … what is this world coming to?
Anyone do needlepoint? That demands being sent to Mikey Dense to hang on that blank space on his wall where normally qualifications to be Czar duh COVID-19 should be hung.
1Nice to see the true power of jesus! NONE!!
2How do you make holy water?
https://i.chzbgr.com/original/6215107584/hDA1660DF/
3They just need more thoughts and prayers.
4That is hilarious.
Wonder what Trump would say. Does he even know what holy water is?
5Diane says:
“Does he (Trump) even know what holy water is?”
Trump’s not 100% certain, but if it’s Russian holy water, and there’s a tape, better not take a chance and pay them off too.
6At my church, where I serve communion every Sunday I’m thre, we ahve stopped because we use a common cup. I tear off a piece of bread and drop it into thier open hand, but sometimes a person’s fingers get into the grape juice, so until this is resolved, no more communion.
7Megasoid @ 3,
I always thought the priest stirred it with his finger or something…
8Looks like I picked a bad week to get into the exorcism business.
9Daze of Wreckoning…
Democratic challengers have an advantage over incumbent GOP senators in these 4 battleground states: poll
Edit: PPP reports that in Maine, Democrat Sara Gideon (who heads the Maine House of Representatives) would defeat incumbent Republican Sen. Susan Collins 47-43%, while in Arizona, Democrat Mark Kelly has a 47-42% advantage over Republican Sen. Martha McSally. PPP also found that in North Carolina, Democrat Cal Cunningham would defeat Sen. Thom Tillis 46-41% — and in Colorado, Democrat John Hickenlooper has a 51-38% advantage over Republican Sen. Cory Gardner.
Collins, Gardner and McSally have often been described as three of the most vulnerable GOP senators seeking reelection in 2020. In the past, Collins was quite popular in her state and enjoyed landslide reelection victories. But her popularity has plummeted in Maine in recent years, largely because of her vote in favor of Justice Brett Kavanaugh’s confirmation to the U.S. Supreme Court in 2018.
Being perceived as favorable to President Donald Trump can be a major advantage for incumbents in red states, but in blue states and swing states, it can be a huge disadvantage. Collins, Gardner, McSally and Tillis all voted “not guilty” on the two articles of impeachment that Trump faced in his impeachment trial earlier this year.
read full article:
10https://www.alternet.org/2020/03/democratic-challengers-have-an-advantage-over-incumbent-gop-senators-in-these-4-battleground-states-poll/
I remember that my momma was very leery of “holy” water. She was a “clean freak” anyway.
Haven’t been to church in awhile due to some health issues and everything else backing up to perdition because I couldn’t ride hard on them while obeying doctor’s orders. Would like to go but I’m a bit leery – not as much as my momma – but enough. I would hate like you know what to get sick from going to church, dammit!!!
11#5 … Trumkin is said to have peed on some woman! Maybe he thought he was blessing her with his holy water???
12Makes me realize I’m out of holy water – need to head to Spec’s for some Tito’s!
13I’m with you, Grandma Ada, a stop at the liquor store is a must. Filling those holy water fonts with 100 proof would take care of the germs.
14And a solution to the communion problem could be having everybody bring their own “grape juice”, bread and cup.
Oh, and of course hand wipes.
There is another ritual in the Catholic Mass called the kiss of peace where members of the congregation shake hands with the people near them. Elbows only from now on.
As for Individual 1 and his golden oldie unholy water, find that tape and send it to the CDC.
My favorite “Holy” incident was when John Paul 2 canceled a trip to Lourdes because he was sick. I kept the clipping for years. It’s around here somewhere.
15