Not Once, Not Twice …
In the early, early days of the internet I made a Democratic friend from New York. She doesn’t know a lot of people from Texas so I often serve as her interpreter of all things that are seemingly odd around here.
This morning’s question from Maureen is … What the hell is wrong with you people?
A gentleman named Cirilo Castillo was arrested on June 2 after being found in woman’s barn in Hildago County. The woman had warned him to stay away from the barn after two prior arrests for having sex with her horses.
[Castillo] told the woman and investigators that he had been hit by a car and crawled to the barn for shelter.
Oddly enough, they didn’t believe that part. They think a horse kicked him. At least that’s what we hope.
What? There were no cute little Ewes standing around?
I think Maureen from N.Y. ask the right question: What the hell is wrong with you people?
I come to the WMDBS every day to have that question answered!! I’m still waiting!!
1A friend, who grew up on an Illinois farm, admitted to sex with produce. At least he faced no likelihood of being kicked or otherwise rejected by a tomato.
2Artichokes are pretty darn spiny y’all!
3Venus fly traps are active predators on men’s flys,so I’ve heard. The guy in Texas picked out the only horse that wasn’t stump broke? Equus anyone?
4Horsepower?
5Wasn’t there some GOP contender, possibly still around, who once laughed this sort of thing off as normal for any farmboy, or did I get into the toadstool trail mix again? It wasn’t something I wanted to remember. My first thought was maybe Huckabee…?
6Reminds me of the joke Arabs tell about Americans working the awl fields and the local camels. Punch line is “We usually just ride the camel to where the girls are in town.” Don’t worry the build up will come to you.
7Rhea is thing thinking of ex Georgia Goobernatorial candidate,Neil Horsley,who nonchalantly mentioned growing up on a farm having sex with mules. He didn’t think his admission would hurt his chances of being elected and I,for one,agree.
8Re: Rhea@6
Pretty sure it has been said by a number of Utah (R)s, as over the years various folks have introduced bills to outlaw sex with farm critters. Invariably someone stands up and informs the assembled urban and semi-urban sages of their ignorance of all things rural.
I seem to recall hearing that such a measure did eventually pass.
9Hildago County, where men are men and horsies are nervous.
10I’m thinking ALL the horses kicked him.
11Those poor, poor fillies.
12WTF? This kinky perv was only charged with “trespass”, and held on only a $1,000 bond. He(?) needs to be ‘fixed’, IMO.
If you go to the (Houston) chron and McAllen Monitor links there is more detail, and the readers’ comments will not disappoint (the NJRW’ers are blaming libruls, and of course, Obama).
I worked a lot in Edinburg long ago, knew a nice lady near that address (Alberta Rd.), who owned horses…going to check, pretty good odds they’re her horses.
It’s really hard to see how this Castillo perv has survived down there in the Rio Grande Valley, it’s a pretty (morally) conservative place.
13The (large, super-) majority Hispanic population kind of winks at some ‘deviations’ (watch the Mexican tv comedy programs), but not so much ‘NIMBY’.
My male (rural ones) co-workers had all the usual farmyard jokes, but don’t think they would tolerate a ‘live perv’ in the neighborhood too well, and we all knew how to do the ‘fixin’ process.
Oh, for cat’s sake! I heard the same dumb things growing up in 2 countries. It seems the stories all involve a situation where there are too many males and nowhere’s enough females. there’s also some crazy stories about what the bored boys in state agriculture college do.
Castillo is gonna get trampled to death by some horse some day. Can’t think of why he has never heard of cow tipping.
14Everyone knows that the big drawback on dating livestock is that you have to walk around to the front to kiss them goodnight.
15maggie,
This one is much more than just “stories”. This perv has a long history of this behavior.
The McAllen Monitor link ( http://www.themonitor.com/news/local/alamo-man-breaks-leg-while-deputies-said-he-tried-to/article_15a9c4b8-0ef1-11e5-8050-57b785d0aafa.html?mode=story )
states (some of y’all might not want to read all of this):
“Castillo had previously been arrested and told to stay away from the barn and horses, Rodriguez said.
In September 2013, Castillo received five years probation on a cruelty to animals charge after he tied a horse named India to her corral in the same barn and performed oral and vaginal sex on her, according to a criminal complaint.
Security cameras, set up by the barn’s owner, caught Castillo performing the acts as the horse attempted to move away from him despite being tied to her corral, records show.
The horse in the latest incident is not the same one, Rodriguez said.
He also had a 270-day jail sentence on a public lewdness charge in September 2012 following another incident with a horse, according to court records.
If convicted of the recent trespassing charge, a Class B misdemeanor, he could face up to 180 days in jail and a $2,000 fine.”
That is seriously F’ed up stuff, Mr. C needs to be locked up somewhere, IMO; after ‘alterations’.
16Per the current ethical code of the religious right this guy did absolutely nothing wrong as long as it was a female horse. There is no room in bestiality for that kinky homo stuff.
17Maybe Dr. Ben Carson, pediatric neuro-surgeon could do some surgery on the guys ‘boy brain’ and solve the problem…
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