No, Ben Carson, No
Let’s add Ben Carson to our growing list of Republicans Who Want to Destroy America and Claim Obama Did It.
Y’all, that could be a tin foil hat.
Ben Carson has himself one dandy idea about how to make government work.
Republican presidential contender Ben Carson said Wednesday that if elected next year he might implement a “covert division” of government workers who spy on their coworkers to improve government efficiency.
The pediatric neurosurgeon-turned-candidate told a crowd of Iowa Republicans he is “thinking very seriously” about adding “a covert division of people who look like the people in this room, who monitor what government people do.”
Helluva an idea, Carson. But I think Stalin already tried it.
Thanks to Wanda for the heads up.
Jesus!!
1I think that we need a covert division of people to monitor what Republican idiots like Ben Carson say and do.
2So if people don’t want to work for the Gubbimint ’cause they are repressive thugs, the Gubbimint will save money?
There’s a logic there somewhere, we just can’t find it…
3Sure, and while they’re covertly observing people working, they can also covertly take notes on what people discuss.
J. Edgar Hoover would have LOVED this guy.
4But Ben, who watches the watchers?
5Contender? They haven’t asked him about his vp or First Lady yet have they??
6More contentious than contending. And is it just me, or does that pic make him look like Deadmau5?
7Where will our gulag be located?
8I rather liked the “mouse ears” behind him.
9Ben Carson is deranged. The thought of people entrusting the wellbeing of their brains to this lunatic simply amazes me. The sooner he’s out of the race and put in a position where he can’t harm people, the better.
10I saw my first “Carson 2016” bumper sticker a couple of weeks ago. It’s going to be a long campaign season…
11TTPT – “Carson 2016” is just a prediction of his eventual vote total.
12Carson and Stalin, great men think alike!
13When they find these under performing workers will they just get fired, or does Ben plan to do some neurosurgery on them too, to fix the problem permanently? Do they get a choice?
14So, spend more money to make sure they spend less money?
15daChipster … do you really think ole Bennie Boy will do that well? I mean, 2016 might be a bit of loading the ballot box for him!!
16Hmm, it could get real interesting if one snoop snoops on another snoop and they both report each other….
17It’s the Black List all over again. Who needs Joe McCarthy when you’ve got paranoid Crazy Carson?
18His professional colleagues must be keeping a wide berth of him! Shucks! I bet some of them even work on government projects and need to be spied upon!
19Wouldn’t adding this cadre of spies increase the size and reach of government?
20Seems like Ben is a one trick pony. Brain Surgery – Yup he has got that covered. All the other problems in life – Sorry, totally unqualified.
21Brain surgeon, huh? Raises the question whether he was repairing or harvesting.
22Gee that’s not obvious. I can just see it now,
Larry: hey Bill, I just see you sitting around in the break room scribbling on your notebook.
Bill: Don’t mind me, I’m keeping track of vending machine sales. Yeah, that’s it, vending machine sales.
Larry: good luck with that, I think I’ll eat lunch at my desk.
23I’m betting dr. carson was diagnosed with dementia, and this is the real reason he retired from medicine. it’s also why, in part, he keeps coming up with one absurdity after another.
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