Not From The Onion
You’re not going to believe this. Wait, you probably will.
Mitch McConnell was obviously in a coma for the past two years. Now he’s going to whine. Oh won’t that be charming.
Here’s the original op-ed, published at Fox News.
Mitch, remember that railroad you built to run us out of government. You might wanna duck, old man, because it’s coming around.